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[fotia]

[HELLO, TURTLEITES. There is a lanky boy with a streak of oil on one cheek grinning dumbly at all of you.]

Hello, citizens of the turtle! Salutations and stuff, or whatever! [And he gives a stupid, dorky salute, his voice mockingly imitating the tone of someone giving a formal address to the adoring masses.] It has come to my attention that people have been concerned about my well-being during my hamster state, and I would like to assure everyone that I am completely fine.

[And he drops the formal tone as he waves a hand dismissively in the air.] But really, I've been in worse situations, and some jerks do a lot more than turn other guys into hamsters. [Like burn their moms accidentally. But if the issue about people labeling someone else as dangerous because of their powers is getting to him, he's not showing it.] Besides, as much as I hate to admit it, it was an okay prank.

[A pause, before an impish grin forms on his face.] And it's not like I'm going down without a fight, Sadie. Because it is on. [The teasing tone on his voice says he's joking, though... probably.]

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Uh... [In what is a stark contrast to his cheery, carefree demeanor in his public post, he looks really awkward this time, with a hand rubbing the back of his head and his eyes cast to one side.]

So bros, [Yes Piper you are a bro too deal with it] hypothetical question: if a girl you kind of really like asks you out on a date, how do you... [And now both hands are making vague, circular gestures like he's trying to catch the words in the air.] you know. Go about it?

[His face is a bright shade of red, and he looks like he's about to panic, really.]

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[fotia]

[Oh. LOOK OF UTMOST RELIEF TBH]

Don't worry, you're not as freaky as your horror film-inspired friend.

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[traitorously]

I can't decide if I resent that, or if I'm proud of myself.

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[fotia]

[whoa gurl u stalkin all our threads das kinda creepy]

If you want my advice, which I'm pretty sure you do because, I mean come on, who doesn't want to listen to the advice of McSwagger right here, then: yes, you should be very proud of yourself.

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[traitorously]

[She lives with her, derpbutt. Well, sometimes, she's on her own console right now]

Oh yes, teach me your ways, Master McSwagger. [She grins] You're just saying that because you're scared I'm going to go all horror movie on your butt if you make me mad.

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[fotia]

No way, I'm pretty sure it's going to be you the next time some random black thing decides to show up on my console. [hopefully. because if it really is a ghost then well he's screwed sob]

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[traitorously]

But what if it's not on your console? [What if it's following you? Waiting?]

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[fotia]

[A pause! And a shudder because MAN is he beginning to terrify himself just by thinking that.] Y-You wouldn't dare...

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[traitorously]

[Catty's grin gets a little wider] What if it turns you into a shadow...

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[fotia]

No way, that ain't cool, man! I kind of like not being a random black scary thing, okay?

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[traitorously]

How do you know when you haven't even tried it?

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[fatedchaos]

[Whoa there, buddy. Slow your roll.] Hey. She's not freaky! Or horror-film inspired. It wasn't exactly a choice. [xc]

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[fotia]

[hands up in the air again! also wow that was defensive also she is kind of cute when she's pissed off] It was a compliment!

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[fatedchaos]

[Vanessa has spent her whole life pretty much defending Catty, okay. It's a lifetime commitment. Except not. Because Catty decided she was going to sacrifice herself, oops.] It didn't sound like one.

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[traitorously]

It's okay! Horror film inspired is totally what I was going for.

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[fatedchaos]

It's not okay. [:c]

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[traitorously]

Vanessa, I am totally cool with your cute date comparing me to horror movies. You don't need to bit his head off, promise.

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[fatedchaos]

[All the ://///]

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[traitorously]

Why are you looking at me like that? I was trying to scare him! It's totally fair.

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[fatedchaos]

I don't like it. That's all.

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[fotia]

But what if I sang it to the tune of a happy, optimistic Christmas song? [pls forgive him vanessa i mean look at this face]

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[fatedchaos]

[A beat, and then a sigh. He is pretty cute.] Are you going to?

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[fotia]

[:'3] Well I mean, I kind of look like a Latino Elf already, so like, why not?

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[fatedchaos]

You're too tall and lanky to be a Christmas elf. [:|a]

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[fotia]

First time I've ever been called tall in comparison and I'm not exactly sure I should be flattered. [still smiling though!]

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[fatedchaos]

[:|a] What would flatter you?