01. says i'm a bad man (VIDEO)

[grayatonement]

[Sylar turns on the console. Before the screen is a man who looks nothing like Sylar himself. Instead, he sits in a full suit with horn-rimmed glasses adorning his very Jack Coleman-like appearance. When he addresses the camera, it's confident, professional, and direct.]

My name is Noah Bennet. I'm an Agent in a very specialized division of Homeland Security within the United States Government.

If anyone here knows anything about.. potentially extraordinary individuals, or works with the U.S. government, I'd like to speak to you.

Thank you.

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[skybluejeep]

...Okay who here agrees that this guy and Khan could be biffles and braid each other's hair?

Anybody? Bueller?

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[mrsarcastic003]

Nah, not enough hair.

But paint each others' toenails? Absolutely.

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[skybluejeep]

I think it's time to do a Sephora run, don't you?

...Also. Exactly how encyclopedic is your knowledge of Star Wars?

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[mrsarcastic003]

Oh, definitely. But is Khan a winter or a summer? Is there an eyeliner that would go with those eyes?

Episodes one, two, and three don't exist to me. Otherwise--Darth Vader's flagship was a Super Star Destroyer called the Executor, and I built a model of it that hung in my bedroom for years.

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[skybluejeep]

Basic black goes with everything, can't go wrong.

...You. I like you. Agreeing that Jar Jar is an abomination is the common thread that binds us all together, much like The Force.

I had the AT-AT lego set as a kid, I probably took that thing apart and put it back together a bazillion times.

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[mrsarcastic003]

You don't think it might be a little dark for his complexion?

No kidding. And don't even start on the midichlorians.

Oh, those lego sets. Many fond hours as a little kid.

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[skybluejeep]

Nah, it'd just make his eyes pop. By the way, I'm Stiles, no I don't wear eyeliner.

Have you ever seen "The People Vs. George Lucas?" It's pretty awesome. I mean, not that we can watch it here if you haven't, but still.

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[mrsarcastic003]

I'm Tim, and neither do I. [Aside from circumstances involving being undercover.]

I haven't seen that--sounds like something I should look up when I get home, though.

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[skybluejeep]

'Sup, Tim?

It's on Netflix streaming. ...God I miss Netflix.

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[mrsarcastic003]

Nice to meet you.

You and me both. [Not that he actually has a whole lot of time for TV and movies, but still. Sometimes it happens.] I have a whole season of Bridezillas to catch up on.

[No, he does not watch Bridezillas.]

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[skybluejeep]

Okay, you're the second guy I've met here with a love of trashy reality shows. I swear, it's time to petition the Emperor to get those shows here somehow. Magic. I don't care. But we require Hell's Kitchen at the very least.

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[mrsarcastic003]

You're a Gordon Ramsay fan, then?

[NOT HERE]

[khan_artist]

[PFFFT.]

[NOT HERE]

[skybluejeep]

[WHAT it's true you can be evil bros together and freak out when he ends up looking like Spock.]

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[grayatonement]

[Sylar resists rolling Noah's eyes.]

Who is this 'Khan?'

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[skybluejeep]

Drug dealer. Awful guy. You should arrest him.

Oh, wait. Tiny matter of jurisdiction.

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[grayatonement]

I don't make arrests anyway.

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[skybluejeep]

You're with Homeland Security and you don't arrest people?

Desk patrol?

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[grayatonement]

Investigation.

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[skybluejeep]

Desk patrol.

Look, last I checked? The turtle was waaaaaay outside the US borders. And unless you're in hot pursuit of a suspect, you can't just be like "oh hand over everything you know about X."

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[grayatonement]

I've already said this place is outside my jurisdiction and I never demanded anyone hand over anything. I want to speak to the extraordinary individuals themselves or to those working for the government. I'm not asking them to expose anyone else.

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[skybluejeep]

Yeah, but the one thing you haven't said is why. Which is why so many people are pointing out that you're kinda being stupid.

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[grayatonement]

I've given my reasons to the people who respected my questions.

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[skybluejeep]

Like I said. You and Khan. You'd get along great.

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[grayatonement]

I would have thought a kid like you would appreciate a drug dealer.