Video;

[undoubtable]

[ To those most familiar with human coloring, the woman in the video may look a little odd. She’s got red skin, black hair, and eyes that glow yellow where her pupils should be. She’s also noticeably more muscular than the average woman. Bigger, too. She fills up the screen, leaving relatively little to see behind her.

Judging from the frown that twists her black lips, she isn’t particularly happy. ]

All right. It’s been three days. The guys that brought me here promised me a fight. A “strong” — [ The quotation marks are audible, as is the faint sneer of disbelief when she says the word. ] — enemy.

So where is it? I’m bored.

Comments

[zerotoawesome]

Total? I have no idea. I can tell you that nobody died while I was around to kick ass, though.

[Yeah, he's kind of a badass.]

[undoubtable]

I hope not. You are an Avenger, after all.

[zerotoawesome]

The best one there is, really. [Check him out, flexing a nonmoving stone bicep.] And stuff like zombies, vampires, or werewolves can't do jack to me. I'm totally horror movie-proof.

[undoubtable]

You want to see my muscles, stone man?

[zerotoawesome]

Is that an invitation?

[undoubtable]

[ She smirks. ]

Oh yes.

[zerotoawesome]

Are you just going to model a bit on here, or are you offering a demonstration?

[undoubtable]

Why choose one or the other? Why not both?

[zerotoawesome]

Sounds like a date.

[undoubtable]

Sounds like it. Better rest up, stone man. I'm not going to go easy on you.

[zerotoawesome]

Shouldn't that be my line? Sexy Hulk or not, I'll kick your ass... Maybe.

[undoubtable]

[ She can't help it. She starts laughing. ]

I like your confidence, at least.