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[undoubtable]

[ To those most familiar with human coloring, the woman in the video may look a little odd. She’s got red skin, black hair, and eyes that glow yellow where her pupils should be. She’s also noticeably more muscular than the average woman. Bigger, too. She fills up the screen, leaving relatively little to see behind her.

Judging from the frown that twists her black lips, she isn’t particularly happy. ]

All right. It’s been three days. The guys that brought me here promised me a fight. A “strong” — [ The quotation marks are audible, as is the faint sneer of disbelief when she says the word. ] — enemy.

So where is it? I’m bored.

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[Video]

[purpledaggers]

You are taking your current situation quite well...

[As in you might possibly even have a few screws loose up there. In a way she reminds him of the Hulk or She-Hulk. But... well red. Of course he doesn't automatically jump on assuming she's a Hulk just because of the similarities though.]

[undoubtable]

[ She snorts dismissively, shrugging a shoulder. ]

This isn't the first time I've been to another dimension.

[ In fact, just a few weeks ago she'd wandered right into a warzone. This is tame in comparison. Tame and dull. ]

[purpledaggers]

Neither is it mine. And even I will admit I was slightly taken back by the experience.

[And even he wasn't as relaxed. Then again he did have the whole Skrull invasion thing going on back home.]\

Did you only just arrive?

[undoubtable]

It's hardly the worst place I've been.

[ Plus she still has her sword. After all the trouble she's been through to get it back, that counts for something. ]

Yeah. About three days ago.

[bacondivination]

There are ghosts that like to party, get naked, and wrestle. Maybe one of those could oblige you.

[ Loki is forever helpful. ]

[undoubtable]

[ Is he joking? Maybe he's joking. ]

Ghosts can't wrestle living people.

[bacondivination]

Why must you assume I'm lying?

Ghosts altering their tangibility should really not be the point where you can no longer engage in suspension of disbelief.

[undoubtable]

I've dealt with ghosts before.

[ But that was a bad time, so she's not going to think about it. She's also going to try to be patient with this kid. For a few minutes, anyway. ]

Maybe these things aren't really them.

[angermanaging]

[Bruce is so not impressed with this attitude. In fact, he might come across as mildly impatient.]

It's not that kind of fight. It's more... metaphysical. So far.

[He doesn't sound thrilled about that, either.]

[undoubtable]

[ He's not wearing the glasses and his hair's different again, but after all these years, she would recognize him anywhere. Though after their last less than pleasant parting, his cavalier attitude annoys her. ]

Is that why you're here?

[angermanaging]

[Bruce's mental perception of Betty as gentle and soft-voiced makes it so that he's not looking for her features in this woman. Of course it's not Betty. (So far, not doing any better than her Bruce on that one.)

He also, however, doesn't realize that she's a Hulk, because he's never seen another one. He hasn't even really seen himself as the Hulk, given lack of video footage. So her demand takes him aback for a second, but only a second. He's getting used to people recognizing him.]

Probably not. I'm not, uh, any better at the metaphysical. Learning. [Reluctantly learning, but he is.]

You know me?

[undoubtable]

[ She may be familiar with traveling to alternate dimensions, or whatever this place is, but she hasn't figured out that there are people here from other ones. The kedan, sure. She accepts them as the natives of the world. But familiar faces? This one familiar face? She thinks he's the Bruce she knows.

And his sudden onset of amnesia is infuriating.

Her eyes narrow, the glow intensifying with her anger. ]

You know damn well I do.

[zerotoawesome]

[Whoa... Hello hottie hulk.]

If you're looking for a strong man to fight, then look no further.

[No, Santo... Just no.]

[undoubtable]

Oh yeah?

[ A slow, challenging smile curves her mouth. ]

You think you can take me?

[zerotoawesome]

Not to brag or anything, but I've totally taken on the real Hulk.

[And was kicked all the way to Jersey, but that's not the point. The point is that he's totally screwed.]

I'm pretty awesome like that.

[undoubtable]

The real Hulk.

[ Her eyebrows rise. ]

What am I? Imaginary?

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[andaway]

[Superman looks amused when he replies.] If it were that kind of fight I'd have punched my way out of here long ago.

And plenty of other people as well, we aren't exactly lacking when it comes to heavy hitters on the turtle.

[undoubtable]

[ This isn't a face she recognizes. Still, he's claiming to be strong. That's enough to interest her. ]

Who are you?

[andaway]

Superman. [Usually he adds 'or Kal-El if you'd rather', too many people find Superman to be a bit too ridiculous. He doesn't know why exactly, but he gets the feeling he doesn't need such pleasantries with her.]

And you are?

[fearlessherosheart]

It is quite an inconsiderate enemy, is it not?

[undoubtable]

Do you know where it is? Who it is? Or what it looks like?

[fearlessherosheart]

It does not seem to have a fixed form, and it was last seen in a realm of Death that was linked here, but the gates were destroyed.

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[redjay]

Wouldn't it be great if the enemy was always something we can bludgeon away?

[undoubtable]

Does that mean it's a virus? Or some kind of disease?

[redjay]

Let me guess, scientist?