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So... this is a place between life, death, and dreaming, huh? Well, I guess I've heard of weirder things happening.

[ there's some shifting and fiddling before kara continues. randomly introducing herself to a network like this is a little awkward. ]

At least I've got some experience with the being trapped away from home thing. Alternate realities can be a huge pain in the ass like that. [ p...ause... ] In any case, is there anyone on this network that knows of a city called Metropolis? I figure if I'm going to be stuck here, I might as well see if there's anyone at least a little familiar around.

If you haven't heard of it, do you mind if I ask where you come from?

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[notpredictable]

GREETINGS CITIZENS OF -- [Pause, squint - what was it again? Ah -- yes.] Keeliai! [YES THAT'S RIGHT. Looking triumphant in his little metal palace, he straightens, looking gleeful.]
 
It is I - MEGAMIND, and -- well.
 
[Looking terribly smug, he brushes an imaginary speck from his suit.]
 
I am the current and still very active villain of Metrocity though it appears I am taking a brief hiatus - much to my chargrin, Trust me I had no damned intentions of it BUT - gracing you lot with my magnificent and glorious presence. [Hands up.]
 
I know, I know. Shock and awe, amiright? [Chuckle. Oh God he's so hilaaaarious isn't he?]
 
NOW – let’s get down to business, shall we? All of us have been…displaced, as it were, and if I am correct – and I generally am - we all have needs and wants and desires from back home. [Regardless of if they’re dead or not, people still want their THINGS.]  As…such…
 
I am willing to attempt to recreate some of these small luxuries from home depending on what it might be, and if parts and such are available. Considering this place is sorely lacking in up to date and up to par technology, not all things are going to be possible despite my massive and prodigious intellect, I cannot, unfortunately, make mountains of molehills.
 
Unless I’m home, and I have the Earth Shaker 3000. Then I probably could.
 
BUT I DIGRESS. Yes, good and services, yadda yadda… [Flipping through a clipboard.] Right. Done for a fee. Nothing is free, my soft headed lemmings! Remember that. There’s always a price.
 
Miss Lane, do be a dear and send me your precise coordinates and communications device frequencies. It was a bit beastly locating you last time.
 
[Stalk stalk stalk.]
 
Ciao ciao, all~!
 
[Feed cut.]

((ooc: also feel free to note that these flyers are currently being posted all over each sector :3))