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[zerotoawesome]

[He has to actually sit down in front of a computer to talk to people in this place? That’s so old fashioned! It was kind of an awkward situation for him too, since it just mean that now he’s massive body was taking up not just the space in front of his console in the café, but also the space in the front of the consoles on either side of him, making things cramped and uncomfortable for those around him while he plays on this turtle Skype.]

Okay, listen up, nerds. I don’t know if any of you have noticed or not, but we’re on a giant, freaking turtle! I don’t get how there’s a city on this poor guy’s back, but aren’t people worried about it sinking underwater or, I don’t know, rolling over or something?

What if it gets bored? This just seems like a poor idea all around. [He shrugs] Can the turtle talk?

Because, seriously, if this big guy is my new spirit animal, which I'm totally okay with by the way, then it'd probably be easier if it can talk... Unless it's psychic, which then I'd really need to be careful about what I'm thinking about, just in case turtles are easily offended. Though, I've seen the YouTube videos, so I kind of doubt it.

Anyway, the name's Santo, and I'm pretty much the coolest guy you people will ever meet. So, you all should totally help me out here and point me to any other X-Men or mutants that are on this cruise. Particularly Cyclops if he's here, because this is totally his fault, and I'm going to punch him in the face.

Yeah, that's something that definitely needs to happen.

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[amonfire]

[ Well someone couldn't be assed to use one of the anonymous café consoles. ]

Princess Yue hasn't been seen for several days, and while doubtless that she had garnered enough affection from the other foreigners that you would likely seek her out. I believe our princess is in another world.

May those who choose to remain so content with our situation be so until you or someone you know vanishes.

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[plains_hunter]

[Thomas takes a moment to click on his video feed, then goes about finishing his setup. He's managed to finally fashion himself a meager outfit, reminiscent of his previous suit.]

Hm...I guess it isn't bad, for something thrown together. The fabrics here are pretty nice.

[He finishes rolling up and packing a few supplies, then sets out an array of blades. Throwing knives, a large hunting knife, and a set of newly crafted cat claws. Light weapons he can keep right on his body.]

Well, this took some work to get. I certainly hope it's worth it.

[When he's satisfied, he finally comes up to the screen.]

Okay, I'm going to head out there. See what I can find. Anybody got important, last minute information?

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[myothertights]

[He can't be bothered to change the function onto anything else right now, and he might sound a little muffled. This is because Billy is currently flopped over his desk with one cheek smooshed against the surface.]

So you know what's amazing? Food. Food is amazing. And water, that's kind of amazing too. Hot water's better, especially with sore muscles.

Done enough sight seeing for the rest of my life I think.