video; backdated to at least a few hours before the satellite crash

[remake]

[ Peter's face is banged up when it slides into view. He has a split lip and a gash on his cheek; there's blood dripping down from somewhere in his hairline, and his normally poofy hair is slicked down with sweat. He huffs out a breath to blow some of it off of his face. ] I've had a long day, so I can't say I didn't appreciate the nap on a palace floor - nice place - but usually I'm not really into being kidnapped.

I mean don't get me wrong, the apartment is, uh, more than I can afford, but still very thoughtful. I guess. Hey, does anyone out there have the Emperor's phone number? Because apparently I have a lot of questions for her.

[ He looks like he's trying to laugh at his own joke, for a second, but he gives up and trails off to stare blankly down at the screen. He is still a little shell-shocked from taking out his first super-villain. Eventually, he shrugs off his backpack and holds up a rather rough looking carton of eggs; it's dripping from one corner onto the floor. He finally manages to force out a little snort, but even that looks like it hurts. ] ... Anyone want scrambled eggs?