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[As always, Aya was certain to greet the public network with a pleasant smile and gentle tone:]

Greetings.  

For those of you who are not currently aware, I am Aya.  For some time now, I have resided within the city of Keelai attempting to adapt to the local technology.  It has proven...an interesting challenge.

[The most diplomatic way to put it; well aware that anybody could see this, she did not want to risk causing further offense by implying any inferiority.]

Currently, I am willing to offer my services as an instructor in the art of Encryption.  Such lessons are being offered at an unoccupied conference room at the local Hotel, and are purely theoretical at this time.  Though I recognize that current Network systems are not compatible with these higher-level programs, as they once were, I do believe it is a necessary skill for any and all individuals who wish to better themselves in advancing their scientific knowledge.  

Besides that, I do believe it will...as you say...come in handy, as it has in the past.

[A small smile to herself, far more proud of the utilization of colloquialisms than she probably should be.]

[It fades a moment later, however, as one last thought occurred to her.]

Unfortunately, I have yet to determine the precise cause and rationale behind the Console's self-destruct system--[As Aya referred to it as, despite there being no actual explosions or harm to anyone else involved]--and thus, am not able to properly interface with its inner workings to utilize its theoretical maximum potential.  To do so would be potentially...dangerous, for one such as myself.

I am still working on it.