05 ☣ TEXT & VOICE;

[angermanaging]

Looking to gather some info. Please respond with succinct list of what you would consider unalterable laws of reality in your home dimension, e.g. gravity, conservation of mass, particular laws of magic.

Will attempt to compile results into meaningful commonalities across dimensions. Maybe there's a universal law somewhere.

Would prefer text response if possible. Thanks.

B. Banner

[The message is then repeated in audio, if preceded by Bruce clearing his throat, for those that can't read English.]


[Voice | 60% encrypted to castmates & established CR.]

Finally got fed up with everyone talking over my head and made a trade to see my future.

[A beat.

In utter, dry exasperation,] You're all nuts. What kind of teamwork was that?

[ooc: Bruce is now post-Avengers! If you're not sure if you're established CR, ping me and I'll let you know if they're included, but feel free to play fast and loose.]

Comments

[angermanaging]

Not my rule. How it works. You can predict the inevitable break down of matter with thermodynamics. Ability to predict it makes it a rule.

I would never claim to be cool. But I do go online sometimes.

[bacondivination]

You are banned. Banned! LOL may never be inscribed by you ever again. That is the new rule since you seem to enjoy them so thoroughly.

You can't actually predict what you say you can. Scrawl what foolishness you may, mortal man, but chaos has its way at what rate it chooses when it chooses. That is its very nature.

[angermanaging]

Fortunately for all of us, you don't make the rules for reality.

That's not actually true. Fyi. The universe's tendency to degenerate to chaos is both measurable and predictable.

[bacondivination]

Yet. I do not define the laws of reality yet. These things change sometimes.

[angermanaging]

I'd like to know the second it does.

[bacondivination]

I'll be sure to pencil in something like "let Bruce Banner know when I've become the rough equivalent of one of the elder gods" into my day planner.

Promise.

[angermanaging]

Great. I like to know where to direct my ire ASAP.

[bacondivination]

At that point? I'll look forward to your ire immensely. :D

Toodles, doc. I've more important things to do than banter.