05 ☣ TEXT & VOICE;

[angermanaging]

Looking to gather some info. Please respond with succinct list of what you would consider unalterable laws of reality in your home dimension, e.g. gravity, conservation of mass, particular laws of magic.

Will attempt to compile results into meaningful commonalities across dimensions. Maybe there's a universal law somewhere.

Would prefer text response if possible. Thanks.

B. Banner

[The message is then repeated in audio, if preceded by Bruce clearing his throat, for those that can't read English.]


[Voice | 60% encrypted to castmates & established CR.]

Finally got fed up with everyone talking over my head and made a trade to see my future.

[A beat.

In utter, dry exasperation,] You're all nuts. What kind of teamwork was that?

[ooc: Bruce is now post-Avengers! If you're not sure if you're established CR, ping me and I'll let you know if they're included, but feel free to play fast and loose.]

Comments

[angermanaging]

Don't you have one? [He's nonplussed for a moment, and then realizes he definitely doesn't want to get into whatever Tony is or isn't doing with Pepper.] Wait. Never mind. You can tell me if you really need to... lacking details.

[Bruce wouldn't mind being vented at from time to time, he's just leery of it including far more physical details than he wants to hear.

That seems like an abrupt subject change, but he goes with it.] The Emperor. She was pretty agreeable about finding something I'd be willing to trade.

[manofiron]

I'd need something for there to be details. Lucky for you, you're in the clear.

[ It's as audible a shrug as the human vocal register can manage. The man who has nothing and nothing is getting used to the idea, as difficult as it is to swallow. ]

How many hoops you gotta jump through to get an audience with her?

[angermanaging]

Oh. Well... good. [There's really nothing else he can say to that. Nothing that won't encourage more sharing, anyway.]

None, but she only takes requests for it every couple months. You thinking of doing it?

[manofiron]

That's what all the cool kids are doing, right? I don't like missing the bandwagons.

[angermanaging]

You'd be the farthest one ahead, then. As far as I know.

Let me know what you decide. [Keep in touch, effectively.]

[manofiron]

Yeah. I will.