05 ☣ TEXT & VOICE;

[angermanaging]

Looking to gather some info. Please respond with succinct list of what you would consider unalterable laws of reality in your home dimension, e.g. gravity, conservation of mass, particular laws of magic.

Will attempt to compile results into meaningful commonalities across dimensions. Maybe there's a universal law somewhere.

Would prefer text response if possible. Thanks.

B. Banner

[The message is then repeated in audio, if preceded by Bruce clearing his throat, for those that can't read English.]


[Voice | 60% encrypted to castmates & established CR.]

Finally got fed up with everyone talking over my head and made a trade to see my future.

[A beat.

In utter, dry exasperation,] You're all nuts. What kind of teamwork was that?

[ooc: Bruce is now post-Avengers! If you're not sure if you're established CR, ping me and I'll let you know if they're included, but feel free to play fast and loose.]

Comments

[angermanaging]

[What even is this conversation? Can he end it now? Bruce feels like it couldn't possibly end up going anywhere less embarrassing for him.]

Yeah. Thanks. I'll just... skip it.

[jirk]

[He's cackling internally, but externally? Still cool as a cucumber. But he's probably teased him enough for one day, so.]

Fair enough. We done?

[angermanaging]

I think so. [There's a beat, and although he doesn't change tone, it's clear he means something different when he says,] Thanks, Jim.

[jirk]

[He pauses, reaching for the off button. There's a very minute shift to his expression, just a little hitch between his brows, and then he nods.]

Yeah. You too.

[AND DISCONNECT BEFORE HE NEEDS TO DEAL WITH MORE FEELINGS GODDAMN.]

[angermanaging]

[THANK GOD.]