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[sharpes]

[Brandon looks, for all intents and purposes, bored as hell.]

You know what this place really needs?

[Bit of a pause. Purely for dramatic effect, you understand. He is an actor.]

Twitter.

And if you have to ask me what that is, you're seriously dead to me. Like. Don't even try.

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I knew I liked you for a reason.

[sharpes]

Being a charming, good-looking superhero wasn't enough? Way harsh, babe.

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Those are a dime a dozen 'round here. [wow rude]

[sharpes]

Guess I'm just unique.

[SHRUG.]

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That's certainly one word for it.

[Steph you're a jerk]

[sharpes]

[POINTED EYE ROLL.]

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Sorry, sweetie. [she kisses his cheek in apology. Not that she's really sorry]

[sharpes]

Did you just call me sweetie?

[... NOT... A BAD THING...? BUT WAT.]

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[She'll answer when she stops laughing. She only uses terms of endearment to be a jerk, apparently]

Would you prefer something else?

[sharpes]

... I actually have no idea. Never thought about it.

[HMM.]

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No one's ever called you sappy pet names before? [come one Brandon apparently you've dated heaps of girls.]

[sharpes]

A couple people tried. Never stuck, I guess.

[Aka he never dated anyone long enough...]

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I'll do my best to come up with something cringe worthy. Just for you.

[AKA she is going to date him long enough for one to stick]

[sharpes]

Gee, Steph. You're a charmer.

[Total deadpan.]

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You love it. [don't even try to pretend otherwise]

[sharpes]

Maybe.

[He holds his fingers up, index and thumb a few centimetres apart to indicate just how much that is.]

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[Steph gives him a look, that distance better increase dramatically in the next few seconds or someone's metaphorically sleeping on the couch tonight.]

[sharpes]

[And he, like the jerk he is, sticks out his tongue.]

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You're so lucky you're cute. [It's the only reason she puts up with your shit, Brandon.

Well not really.

But you know.]

[sharpes]

And charming. And talented.

[Uh huh.]

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Don't forget modest.

[wait she means the opposite of that]

[sharpes]

It's very gracious of you to notice.

[Leeeeeeeer.]

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You're not exactly subtle about it.

[She's still talking about the exact opposite of modesty]

[sharpes]

Who needs subtle?

[K A N Y E S H R U G.]

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I've heard it can useful sometimes.

[lbr Steph is literally as subtle as a brick to the face]