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[pandoricas]

[Yes hello turtleland. It's been a while, hasn't it? Rory certainly thinks so. Time just seems to fly somehow when you're trapped on some apparent 'In Between' thing that happens to be on the back of a giant turtle. And then there's also the fact that he has an egg to care for...

...but that's not the point of this post. This post is out because, as one may be able to see from the moment the video starts, is the fact that while the post is most certainly from Rory's console, the person making is video is not Rory at all. In fact, the person who's in your screen now is not even male.

He's somehow turned into a bigger than average red woman.]

Um.

[Trying not to fidget here... yeah, this is kind of awkward. Which is really an understatement in and of itself.]

I really hate to join in the other posts going around now, but-- [Gestures to himself. Or herself. Either way.] --could anybody tell me what to do? Is whatever happened to me reversible, or am I going to be stuck like this for as long as I'm here?

[Pause, as Rory takes a moment to not freak out.]

Really hope I'm not in an alien body-- Just, could somebody help me here? I really don't want to make this any weirder than it already is. [Attempting a smile here. It's not really working.] Thanks.


[OOC: Bodyswapped with Betty Ross/She-Hulk for the misspell event! Also tags will be slow, since I'm packing up and taking a 17 hour flight back home over the weekend. OTL]

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[elevenoutoften]

... Rory?

[Just trying to comprehend this right now, okay?]

Wha-- What? I-- What?

[pandoricas]

[Yes, Doctor, help him comprehend this. Rory has no idea what is going on either.]

I'm asking the same questions myself.

[elevenoutoften]

Who are you swapped with?

[It's said very slowly and carefully so he can grasp what is happening and not freak out like he did with Clara. He seemed to be wonderfully immune to this little spell.]

[pandoricas]

[Wait, what.]

Swapped?

You're saying I switched bodies??

[elevenoutoften]

Yes, that seems to be the new 'in thing' here. Swapping bodies, ages and genders. Little unsettling but I'm trying my best to navigate it.

[Forgive him, he's still staring. BUT THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT NORMAL.]

Do you know this person or --?

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[zinthosmantra]

What exactly is it you need help with? There are a lot of people in the same situation.

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[pandoricas]

Um. Finding a way to undo this would be useful, if that's possible.

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[zinthosmantra]

Because no one's thought to start working on that yet.

[ Sarcasm thick enough to spread on toast... ]

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[pandoricas]

[Well...]

I haven't really paying much attention--is somebody already trying to fix this?

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[zinthosmantra]

No, we're all just basking in the new status quo.

[undoubtable]

[ This isn't the first time she's woken up with someone else's face, though it is the first time it's happened where she's woken up as a man. She can only assume that the body she's currently wearing is the one belonging to the individual now wearing hers. ]

I'm not an alien. I'm human. Mostly.

[ It's weird seeing what she looks like when she's not being affected by the Hulk's perspective. ]

Just calm down. Once you do, you'll revert back to my normal body.

[pandoricas]

[Oh hey, its his body--

It's his body.]

You're-- [Um. This is. Yeah.] --you're human?

[HOW IS BEING A RED THING HUMAN???]

[undoubtable]

I was born in California.

[ She nods toward the video, still somewhat fascinated by looking at herself. ]

Now I'm just a Hulk too. That's why you're big and red. Be careful while you're like that. That form's a lot stronger than a normal person.

[pandoricas]

[Wait Hulk what what is going on whaaaaat.]

Is this supposed to be normal for you?

[Is this some weird alternate Earth or world or something else because he's sure humans are not supposed to change like this.]

[undoubtable]

[ She shrugs. ]

For me, yes. For most people, no. Radiation made me into what you are now. Most people of my world aren't anything like that.

[barebacking]

Goodness.

Well... I suppose the first would be to try not to kill anyone, yes?

[pandoricas]

[...is that you Yaha...]

Don't worry about that, I won't.

[He's a nurse, after all.]

...are you smaller?

[barebacking]

Much.

But I hope I'm still just as cute.

[pandoricas]

[Cute?? ER.]

You do look kind of adorable.

[barebacking]

Why thank you.

I wish I could say the same... but well, it is difficult with you looking as you do.

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[everylittlegirl]

Who are you supposed to be?

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[pandoricas]

Do you mean how I usually look like? Because I'm not a woman or large and red.

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[everylittlegirl]

Yeah, that.

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[pandoricas]

Well, for a start, I'm a normal person who happens to be male and not red.

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[everylittlegirl]

Super descriptive.