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[Eridan had been here for a few hours now, pretty unhappy with it all. He had places to be, flying dogs to form alliances with, you know. IMPORTANT STUFF. But it seemed that any of his complaints have been rightly ignored by the locals, so that was when he decided to turn his attention to his networking device. Clearly complaining on there will get something accomplished.]

by courtesy a the locals of this place ivve been wwell informed of wwhere i am or wwhat this place evven is
doesnt sound all too fuckin different from wwhere i came from but obvviously glaringly different at the same time and perhaps i owwe wwhoevver snatched me up from my owwn wworld
or rather lack there fuckin of
howwevver i cant turn a blind ganderbulb to the fact that its bloody inconvvenient in the same right
if i wwanted to be here i most certainly wwould havve come here a my owwn vvolition seein as i got matters a GRAVVE import to be dealin wwith
but i suppose that hardly fuckin matters
wwhatevver
also wwhat the fuck is wwith these devvices and not allowwin me to pick my most royal fuckin blood color
typin in this pitch shade is distractin and utter BULLSHIT
i guess the lot cant rob me of my quirk entirely but it aint the fuckin same
howw the hell am i supposed to alert the masses a my kick ass royal standin noww
i guess i could inform evvery sad siltlicker i come across but thats far more wwork than one a my caste deservves to be saddled wwith
i suggest this gets fixed stat or youll havve the wwrath a the prince a hope on you and i aint the troll to be triflin wwith

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are you that stupid
i only fuckin MENTIONED the fact i got a quirk and thats it thats the quirk i double my Ws and Vs
i swwear all a you are such uncultured morons

Can't blame us for not knowing your weird cultural quirks when most of us aren't even from the same worlds. Why does it matter anyway? Isn't it about what you say and not the extra letters or what color you type in? I mean unless it's part of your culture to type like you're making a Geocities page...

i can and wwill

it matters because its a distinguishin thing amongst us trolls its part a wwho wwe are so fuckin deal wwith it airsucker
wwhat the fuck is a geocities

I think your G key is on the fritz too.

[Sorry, she just can't resist poking at him because he's ruffled so easily.]

Geocities is an outdated web service that let people make shitty web pages with too many colors and buttons and animated backgrounds that would make your eyes bleed.

again part a my quirk as you can see ivve used it in other places
perhaps you should invvest in glasses

wwoww then fuck you my culture is far better than that trash and just because your inferior think pan cant grasp the complexities a my species doesnt mean you got the right to try an insult my customs

Maybe I'm just a sad siltlicker who doesn't know any better when she sees someone throwing a tantrum on the public network. So okay, why don't you tell me about it. What am I not getting?

i aint throwwin a fuckin tantrum

and wwhy should i wwaste my time explainin wwhen you cant evven grasp the small bit ivve so generously shared
im not about to squander my precious time for some dirtscrapper to just havve further disrespect presented to me and my culture
fuck that

Suit yourself. Good luck adapting to Turtle-land.

[Because she doubts anyone's going to show up to mess with his console. From what she's heard, these things are half organic anyway so who would even know the first place to start to reprogram them?]

pfft
my species is all about adaptin so ivve got no issue gettin used to this stupid wworthless place
evven if its denyin me somethin pretty culturally sensitivve

That's good because the people in charge here? They're a little busy worrying about battling a world-destroying entity so a lot of people are being denied things.

wwell they should become UNbusy
pretty fuckin ridiculous for them to bring all these people from different univverses and wworlds only to not properly support their needs if you ask me

Did you miss the part where they brought us here to fight the world-destroying entity? They want us to support -their- needs. Not the other way around.

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