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[unconchonable]

[Eridan had been here for a few hours now, pretty unhappy with it all. He had places to be, flying dogs to form alliances with, you know. IMPORTANT STUFF. But it seemed that any of his complaints have been rightly ignored by the locals, so that was when he decided to turn his attention to his networking device. Clearly complaining on there will get something accomplished.]

by courtesy a the locals of this place ivve been wwell informed of wwhere i am or wwhat this place evven is
doesnt sound all too fuckin different from wwhere i came from but obvviously glaringly different at the same time and perhaps i owwe wwhoevver snatched me up from my owwn wworld
or rather lack there fuckin of
howwevver i cant turn a blind ganderbulb to the fact that its bloody inconvvenient in the same right
if i wwanted to be here i most certainly wwould havve come here a my owwn vvolition seein as i got matters a GRAVVE import to be dealin wwith
but i suppose that hardly fuckin matters
wwhatevver
also wwhat the fuck is wwith these devvices and not allowwin me to pick my most royal fuckin blood color
typin in this pitch shade is distractin and utter BULLSHIT
i guess the lot cant rob me of my quirk entirely but it aint the fuckin same
howw the hell am i supposed to alert the masses a my kick ass royal standin noww
i guess i could inform evvery sad siltlicker i come across but thats far more wwork than one a my caste deservves to be saddled wwith
i suggest this gets fixed stat or youll havve the wwrath a the prince a hope on you and i aint the troll to be triflin wwith

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[unfettered]

If they're going to fix anything it's going to be your keyboard. Your W and V keys keep sticking.

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[unconchonable]

are you that stupid
i only fuckin MENTIONED the fact i got a quirk and thats it thats the quirk i double my Ws and Vs
i swwear all a you are such uncultured morons

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[unfettered]

Can't blame us for not knowing your weird cultural quirks when most of us aren't even from the same worlds.

Why does it matter anyway? Isn't it about what you say and not the extra letters or what color you type in? I mean unless it's part of your culture to type like you're making a Geocities page...

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[unconchonable]

i can and wwill

it matters because its a distinguishin thing amongst us trolls its part a wwho wwe are so fuckin deal wwith it airsucker
wwhat the fuck is a geocities

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[unfettered]

I think your G key is on the fritz too.

[Sorry, she just can't resist poking at him because he's ruffled so easily.]

Geocities is an outdated web service that let people make shitty web pages with too many colors and buttons and animated backgrounds that would make your eyes bleed.

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[bacondivination]

All aboard the Fail Express to Failsville, population: you. What are you even keysmashing about?

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[unconchonable]

[Audio? Fine, he'll switch to that he guesses.]

You're hilarious, you'd fit right in with the slime-addled purplebloods with that shitty sense a humor. And I ain't keysmashin', I'm filin' a fuckin' complaint for what wrong this place has done to me, you'd know that if you were in any way literate.

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[bacondivination]

I am the most hilarious, but not even remotely slimy. I bathe, thank you. Now, to address your most serious of issues? I'm totally the guy for that. Complaints department right here, let's see what we can do for you.

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[unconchonable]

I'we yet to see any shred a ewidence that implies that claim has any iota a truth to it at all.

You are, are you? [Not sure if he believes...] Well then. How about you start with makin' this infernal dewice capable a projectin' my color proper, I won't stand for this absolute debasement.

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[bacondivination]

Okay, gotcha. I'll put in a technical ticket ASAP-ity. Infernal dewice won't project appropriate color? Uh huh, got it.

What else you got for me? Might as well cover everything.

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[skybluejeep]

Wow, dude.

There's trolling, and then there's you. I'm honestly kind of impressed.

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[bacondivination]

Thank you, I thought it rather inspired. I like to consider myself something of an artist.

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[skybluejeep]

I was considering jumping in and giving Duke Jumbletext of Word Salad-landia the runaround, but you beat me to it.

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[oyaji]

The Prince of Hope huh?

Not bad! I calledmysef The Prince of Fists when I first sarted comin up withmy Hero name way back when.

[ Yeah, he's pretty proud of that name. ]

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[unconchonable]

self appointed titles dont got much merit im afraid
anyone can simply call themselvves anythin it dont provve a fuckin lick a wwhat they can do

[And Eridan's just kinda rude...]

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[oyaji]

Oh.

So ur not the Prince of Hope then?

[ He's not being an ass. He is seriously confused. ]

And mines not self appointd if the govt has to approve it.

[ So there! He worked really hard on coming up with his super hero name choices. ]

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[unconchonable]

wwhat
no i AM the prince a hope just it aint a title i appointed myself it wwas one thrusted upon me due to destiny
or some shit like that

but i suppose if its a title that is accepted by your system a govvernment then it cant be one all too afflicted wwith self bias

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[dow]

Am I to understand your species types in a varied range of hues so as to substantiate their blood color?

[ He's never heard of anything like that before. Fascinating!! And this person calls himself prince, does he? Well, then, no need to offend inter-species relations with so much information to hand, Spock isn't even phased by the foul language when Klingon is about twice as offensive in every other syllable. ]

May I inquire as to yours, Your Highness? If this is an impertinent inquiry, please consider it retracted.

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[unconchonable]

[Now this is what he is talking about! A little respect for once. This guy is already winning brownie points.]

wwho kneww that at least one a you has their fuckin head on straight
but youre right about that yeah wwe type in our blood color
and ivve no issue tellin you my owwn my blood is vviolet as can be im basically the highest caste one can be in my society
just beloww the empress and heiress themselvves

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[dow]

I see. On behalf of the United Federation of Planets I extend their greetings, Your Highness. I do not believe they have ever encountered a troll before.

Out of curiosity, where would green blood rank?

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[unconchonable]

[Wow this was really freaking neat to say the very least. It was like he was the ambassador of Alternia, even though Alternia hardly even existed anymore. It's not like this chump needed to know that.]

im not surprised i dont believve ivve evver heard a your federation before myself but seein as this place drawws from wwhatevver univverses there may be and the pure vvastness a space its a small wwonder as to wwhy

depends on the green is it a more lime green olivve green or jade green
either wway those are all more mid hues lime bein closer to the slavve castes but those dont really exist anymore
wwhile olivve is more a middle caste wwhich they enjoy themselvves some dignity an freedom wwhile still bein part a the proletariat and then jade bloods typically wwatched ovver the mothergrub and wwhatevver wwigglin masses she produced wwhen they wwere still a pretty frequent thing so they had their owwn importance evven if their blood wwasnt anythin that could be considered a high blood
wwhy do you ask am i to assume youvve got yourself a green hue slippin through your vveins

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[apologiesmyking]

[This person sounds very arrogant and full of himself, which is something Kaldur normally does not let by, he also knows many noble children are raised without knowing any better. He is proud to know that his own prince will not be raised in such a way.]

If you would like the people here to know of your status, informing us through the network provides for the widest reach, not that everyone here will pay it mind. Are you expecting certain treatment, my lord?

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[unconchonable]

[My lord? Wow Eridan could get used to this treatment.]

wwhich is exactly wwhy i wwent to it in the first place
still though its just easier to be able to type in my kick ass royal vviolet blood color and call it a fuckin night but you knoww wwhatevver
and yeah a course i am im fuckin royalty and that fact demands proper respect its only fair to let you lot knoww a my standin before you go runnin your mouth like im part a the common fuckin rabble

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[apologiesmyking]

Using a unique color will not accomplish what you seek when the people you are speaking you do not know its significance. New foreigners arrive to this world often and leave in the same measure.

Even so, as I said, not all people here have the same levels of status among their people. Many of the humans here come from more democratic nations.

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[unconchonable]

wwhatEVVER
it aint like i care all that much that you intellect-sapped morons cant grasp wwhat sovereign a color vviolet is
its more so the fact it makes me feel a little uncomfortable not typin in my kick ass blood color

democracy is a wwaste a time an energy and its hardly surprisin that such wwatered dowwn aliens wwould go for some pansy ass form of govvernment
fuckin pathetic