tushanshu | ♒1st Text

[Eridan had been here for a few hours now, pretty unhappy with it all. He had places to be, flying dogs to form alliances with, you know. IMPORTANT STUFF. But it seemed that any of his complaints have been rightly ignored by the locals, so that was when he decided to turn his attention to his networking device. Clearly complaining on there will get something accomplished.]

by courtesy a the locals of this place ivve been wwell informed of wwhere i am or wwhat this place evven is
doesnt sound all too fuckin different from wwhere i came from but obvviously glaringly different at the same time and perhaps i owwe wwhoevver snatched me up from my owwn wworld
or rather lack there fuckin of
howwevver i cant turn a blind ganderbulb to the fact that its bloody inconvvenient in the same right
if i wwanted to be here i most certainly wwould havve come here a my owwn vvolition seein as i got matters a GRAVVE import to be dealin wwith
but i suppose that hardly fuckin matters
wwhatevver
also wwhat the fuck is wwith these devvices and not allowwin me to pick my most royal fuckin blood color
typin in this pitch shade is distractin and utter BULLSHIT
i guess the lot cant rob me of my quirk entirely but it aint the fuckin same
howw the hell am i supposed to alert the masses a my kick ass royal standin noww
i guess i could inform evvery sad siltlicker i come across but thats far more wwork than one a my caste deservves to be saddled wwith
i suggest this gets fixed stat or youll havve the wwrath a the prince a hope on you and i aint the troll to be triflin wwith

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Thank you, I thought it rather inspired. I like to consider myself something of an artist.

I was considering jumping in and giving Duke Jumbletext of Word Salad-landia the runaround, but you beat me to it.

Follow your heart. You know you must not just sit back and do naught.

[ He snickers. ]

You can be tech support because, hey, I did put in a ticket.

Oh, tempting. Sooooo tempting.

But I put my foot in it earlier with another new arrival, I think I'll just sit back and watch the master at work.

Very well then. Watch and learn, so I can let you have the next sucker that comes through. I'm a generous mischief god like that.

That you are, sir.

Just don't actually drive him to bodily harm? His or somebody else's. It's more fun if he's just flustered, right.

[AHAHHA RIGHT?!]

[ Oh. Oh.

He knew he was forgetting something. If this had been anything but audio, it would have been obvious that it dawned on him. Maybe he shouldn't actively try to lead the guy to his death. Right. Whoops. ]

He'll be so turned around, he won't know which was was up. Hurting himself won't be an issue.

[ ...maybe.

Well, he'll try enough for plausible deniability anyway. ]

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