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(s'chn t'gai)— spock ([personal profile] dow) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-11-12 02:31 am

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[ The vouchers on offer have been put to good use. Witness one Vulcan wrapped up in a couple of high-neck, long-sleeved sweaters where he sits in front of the screen. There's no way of regulating the temperature as accurately as he could on the Enterprise, so the curtains are also drawn to stave off the encroaching cold and, in the comfort of his own abode, he's donned a thick cardigan that looks like a customized blanket. Winter, nngh. So while Spock looks a lot fluffier, his tone is just as businesslike as usual. ]

Many of the foreign recipes I am familiar with have little bearing on the available ingredients in the market and as such may not be employed here. I would be grateful for suggestions on supplemental dishes and am willing to provide recompense for any assistance provided. On a different note, if there are any individuals with an inclination toward telepathy, I am curious as to whether any of them know where it would be most opportune to try and establish a meld with the turtle. That said, they would be welcome to participate in a psychic foray being made. I was told that this has never been attempted by a great number of minds and find the unexplored concept fascinating.

I am familiar with the weight of a great many consciousnesses and amenable to hosting temporary mental immersion with others.

[ In other words, Spock is happy to be the Red Ranger in a group setting where other minds might need to rely on him for direction or support. He goes on, lifting a hand-written stack of notes off his lap. ]


Ellie, I have compiled more information concerning space and attached a short questionnaire to serve as your homework. Please contact me at your earliest convenience to collect your personalized astronomy file.

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[personal profile] jirk 2013-11-12 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Spock pls. Jim sighs a little in fond exasperation.]

Listen, I had a talk with the turtle same as everybody else a few months ago, and I really cannot stress enough how little you want to try poking it with a mindmeld stick. This thing is older than Earth. I'm not sure even a Vulcan brain could handle that sort of-- [he casts about, trying to figure out the proper word for it. Finally,] weight.
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[personal profile] jirk 2013-11-12 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well as long as he knows you're not going to run off half-cocked into a volcano or anything!!]

Yeah, they're. It's--

[Jim gestures with his hands.]

You ever try herding cats?

[You probably don't want to know where or why he gleaned this particular experience, bear with him.]
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[personal profile] jirk 2013-11-12 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[It has a rather paradoxical effect on Jim, who simply grins and raises both eyebrows meaningfully. The answer, of course, is because we're friends. And would probably be echoed by a 'jerk' if he decided to give voice to the sentiment itself.]

Point being. That's what it's like here. You seriously cannot get people to agree on anything, unless it's maybe 'the turtle is pretty cool'. Trying to get them to cooperate in a crisis is almost impossible. It doesn't surprise me that their collective answer would basically amount to caterwaul.

['It's not you it's them'. Because hey he feels Spock's abilities are being called into question and as his direct superior and bro, that is Not Cool, k.]
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[personal profile] jirk 2013-11-12 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey. [FINGERPOINT.] Don't generalize. I've totally been a positive experience.

[When he's not getting killed, getting other people killed, talking smack 'bout yo momma and/or being captured by Klingons? Yeah.]

Yeah, of course I wi-- [NOTABLE PAUSE.] Did you say Thor?
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[personal profile] jirk 2013-11-12 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's so not preening. He's so not preening.

Okay maybe he's preening a little. Don't mind him. As much as the whole 'Spock being from the future' thing weirds him out a little (seriously, wasn't once enough?) he's come to like the fact that Spock doesn't have a problem actually admitting their friendship. Even if it feels a little like cheating, something given rather than earned.

(He knows he will earn it, but he's still working out the kinks there)]


Holy shit. Gods. That's a new one. I mean, there's some quack running around calling himself Loki but I figured they were a cultist or something.
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[personal profile] jirk 2013-11-12 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool.

[-- And then. Well. He has to ask.]

Why a barbeque?
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[personal profile] jirk 2013-11-12 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well yeah, but aren't they sort of-- carnivorous?
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[personal profile] jirk 2013-11-12 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't say you weren't. Just that the full-on traditional experience involves, you know. Hotdogs and marshmallows and stuff. All things you can't really eat.

[Since marshmallows are. Not a vegetarian thing.]
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[personal profile] jirk 2013-11-12 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
So I'm like your marshmallow proxy.
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[personal profile] jirk 2013-11-12 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[With a broad grin,]

So was that like-- did we just have a moment? I think we had a moment, right there. Over marshmallows. I'm pretty sure.
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[personal profile] jirk 2013-11-12 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd have to say, Mister Spock, that we are bonding.
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[personal profile] jirk 2013-11-12 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Excuse you!! He's about to open his mouth and argue (when isn't he ready to argue) but it occurs to him this is probably one of those things He Should Know And Probably Does In The Future. Or something.

So instead, Spock gets a thoughtful look.]


Does it seriously cause migraines?
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[personal profile] jirk 2013-11-12 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's. Oddly poetic, and Jim's expression twists in a bit of a grimace.]

Could you? With a human? I mean, your dad and all, but--

[How does Vulcan?? But he's thinking of Uhura when he says it.]

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