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[leviathaned]

So, turn of the seasons into proper weather aside, I'm afraid I need your help, dear turtleites. [Sei looks remarkably pleased with himself, which is generally a bad sign for everyone.]

There's a man I'm hoping someone can point me towards. Mid-thirties, by his claim, dashingly stubbled, quite charming after his...it might have been his fifth drink? I didn't really count. Dark and handsome, if not very tall.

He didn't leave a note the other day, but I did clean his clothes, and I'd much like to return them to him! It'd be quite the shame if he was without them much longer.

[He chuckles faintly, and keeps...mostly a straight face. straight ish,but clicks off the feed before he cracks up.]

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audio;

[fuckcable]

What is this, Craigslist?

audio;

[leviathaned]

...'Craig'?

[Please back up, he's from the 1920s.]

audio; ... oh lord I didn't know. My apologies.

[fuckcable]

No, Craigslist. It's a website.

audio; No, no, this is funnier.

[leviathaned]

...I'm going to assume this is one of those future things and that no one from the future knows how to do this in person anymore if there's a service for it, then.

[Can you hear him judging you? Because he is, just a little.]

audio;

[fuckcable]

You're the one trying to hunt down his sloppy drunk one night stand in public. We learned how to keep that shit anonymous years ago.

[Can you? Because he is, a lot.]

audio;

[leviathaned]

Oh, I can keep it anonymous, but why bother?

[Shrugging. He's been immune to judging since 1882, step it up, Julio.]

Besides, you'd rather I sit around stalking everyone else's business until I find his name? This is quicker.

audio;

[fuckcable]

He left his clothes: he's coming back. Don't be an idiot.

audio;

[leviathaned]

Not if he can't remember where he bloody left it. Really, this isn't my first curtain call, kiddo. Consider this a teachable moment for him as much as it is me.

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[beunbroken]

...That sounds an awful lot like Booker, Sei.

[ video ] oh my god I can't stop laughing

[leviathaned]

[That's

well

oh jesus.]

...Does Booker have a metal suit of armor that he insists on wearing all the time?

[PLEASE SAY NO.]

Re: [ video ] she didn't get the sex part!

[beunbroken]

...

[What?]

No. Not that I've ever seen him in.

[ video ] for this sei is infinitely grateful

[leviathaned]

Then I don't think it was him. And I'd have to hope you'd have noticed if he was getting that drunk.

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[beunbroken]

I certainly think I would.

[ video ]

[leviathaned]

Then that sounds conclusive to me.

I still don't know whose shirt this is, but one less option is helpful.

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[beunbroken]

Well, I hope you find who's it is.

[not here]

[washitaway]

[WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT! LET ALONE SUGGEST IT!]

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[leviathaned]

I'm sure I will.

You seem to be settling in fine.

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[beunbroken]

I am. It's surprisingly easy to settle into something when people aren't shooting at you.

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[wintershepherd]

Another winter fan, then?

video;

[leviathaned]

Of course. Everything's better with some snow in the air.

[He looks Jack over, and pretty clearly lingers at the hair, before moving on with his life. Like mister Blue Hair here can talk.]

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[leviathaned]

Most things are easier when you're not being shot at, yes.

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[beunbroken]

I can't argue with you on that, there, Sei.

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[leviathaned]

Naturally, I'm always right.

[He laughs some as he says it, though--he's in a good mood today.]

Speaking of things that are more fun when you haven't been shot, have you ever flown?

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[beunbroken]

Well, I, uhm- [She pauses, thinking.] Well, in... an airship, or on a Skyhook...

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[leviathaned]

Airship? What, like a blimp or a plane?

[Blinking.] I have no idea what a skyhook is.