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[leviathaned]

So, turn of the seasons into proper weather aside, I'm afraid I need your help, dear turtleites. [Sei looks remarkably pleased with himself, which is generally a bad sign for everyone.]

There's a man I'm hoping someone can point me towards. Mid-thirties, by his claim, dashingly stubbled, quite charming after his...it might have been his fifth drink? I didn't really count. Dark and handsome, if not very tall.

He didn't leave a note the other day, but I did clean his clothes, and I'd much like to return them to him! It'd be quite the shame if he was without them much longer.

[He chuckles faintly, and keeps...mostly a straight face. straight ish,but clicks off the feed before he cracks up.]

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[fuckcable]

What is this, Craigslist?

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[leviathaned]

...'Craig'?

[Please back up, he's from the 1920s.]

audio; ... oh lord I didn't know. My apologies.

[fuckcable]

No, Craigslist. It's a website.

audio; No, no, this is funnier.

[leviathaned]

...I'm going to assume this is one of those future things and that no one from the future knows how to do this in person anymore if there's a service for it, then.

[Can you hear him judging you? Because he is, just a little.]

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[fuckcable]

You're the one trying to hunt down his sloppy drunk one night stand in public. We learned how to keep that shit anonymous years ago.

[Can you? Because he is, a lot.]

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[leviathaned]

Oh, I can keep it anonymous, but why bother?

[Shrugging. He's been immune to judging since 1882, step it up, Julio.]

Besides, you'd rather I sit around stalking everyone else's business until I find his name? This is quicker.

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[beunbroken]

...That sounds an awful lot like Booker, Sei.

[ video ] oh my god I can't stop laughing

[leviathaned]

[That's

well

oh jesus.]

...Does Booker have a metal suit of armor that he insists on wearing all the time?

[PLEASE SAY NO.]

Re: [ video ] she didn't get the sex part!

[beunbroken]

...

[What?]

No. Not that I've ever seen him in.

[ video ] for this sei is infinitely grateful

[leviathaned]

Then I don't think it was him. And I'd have to hope you'd have noticed if he was getting that drunk.

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[beunbroken]

I certainly think I would.

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[leviathaned]

Then that sounds conclusive to me.

I still don't know whose shirt this is, but one less option is helpful.

[not here]

[washitaway]

[WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT! LET ALONE SUGGEST IT!]

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[wintershepherd]

Another winter fan, then?

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[leviathaned]

Of course. Everything's better with some snow in the air.

[He looks Jack over, and pretty clearly lingers at the hair, before moving on with his life. Like mister Blue Hair here can talk.]

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[wintershepherd]

[ Lingering gaze or not, that's definitely an answer Jack likes to hear so Sei gets a beaming smile in response. ]

Took the words right out of my mouth! Always nice to have someone appreciate winter work.

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[leviathaned]

Now's not the season for work. [Especially since Sei doesn't get hypothermia and doesn't need a roof over his head] Weather like this should be enjoyed.

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[wintershepherd]

It is! The best kind of "work" is what's enjoyed.

video; I am sorry school is killing me

[leviathaned]

You're speakin' my language. You've got a name that goes along with your overabundance of charm? I have to know to swoon properly.

video; Stark private encryption 90%

[definingfuture]

[Are you fucking kidding?]

What the hell are you doing?

video; going to assume encryption forever \o/

[leviathaned]

Here's a funny thing. If I don't have your name or any note with any way to contact you, I can't return shirts that I've no interest in keeping.

[He leans on one hand.] You dried out now?

video; Yup

[definingfuture]

I don't care what you do with it. Burn it. Don't normal people just dump old things they don't want? You don't have to go this far just to return a shirt.

[Tony is not pleased.]

I'm rethinking it right now. Wondering if I made a mistake.

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[leviathaned]

Consider this an object lesson in not throwing up on a dude and then leaving with no note. I used to make people pay extra for that.

[Sei is not caring!]

I'm thinking your mistake was made a bit farther back then having to sober up.

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[definingfuture]

You know, usually people don't track down guys who give them a bad night. I was doing you a favor.

[Bit rude there, but welcome to Tony Stark doesn't want to involve others in his Flagellation.]

Thanks. I think I've got an idea of why it happened. You want an apology, I guess?

[Don't tell him how to live his life.]

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[leviathaned]

You can't call being rude a 'favor', that isn't really how that works.

[Shrug.] Whatever. It isn't really my concern if you're working on being a human pickle, you're an adult. Just, it'd be nice to have more than your public embarrassmemt as recompense for throwing up on my bed.