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✞ Midii Une ✞ ([personal profile] unetrustworthy) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-11-21 03:30 pm

006 ✞ [video]✞ Encrypted from Damian times a million

(A million, of course, meaning the highest she currently knew how to code, which was a solid 60%. Thus, he theoretically could still hack it, should he choose to do so)


[It had been more than a week, and Midii was still at a complete loss. So much so, she was finally desperate enough to go to the Network for help. Something that, under most any other circumstance, she would never do. Which spoke volumes about the situation as a whole. And how she felt about it.]

[After more than a full ten seconds of silence wondering how to phrase her problem, before she gave up and just blurted out the first question that came to mind:]


How do you get someone to admit he's being a jerk?

unconchonable: (rolllllll)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-23 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, you are?

[Eye roll.] Look if you're gonna ask for adwice, it'd help if you weren't needlessly fuckin' difficult.
unconchonable: (I'll cut you a new nostril)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-23 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I ain't bein' rude, I'm bein' honest. If you can't fuckin' handle that, I dunno what to tell you.

[A pause.]

In fact, if this is how you react to casual conwersation, then I ain't all surprised you thought your mysterious guy was a jerk. How pathetic.
unconchonable: (i would like a pancake this big)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-23 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[He snorts derisively.] I ain't makin' anythin' up. I'm just sayin' people usually got reason for how they're actin', and no one is flippin' innocent ewen if they think themselwes to be.

[He cannot believe this chick, talk about needlessly defensive over nothing!!]

But fine, I'll humor you if it makes you stop whinin' like a grub who shit its diaperstub for fiwe bloody seconds.
unconchonable: (DERISIVVE DISMISSAL)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-23 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't look twelwe. [Considering he's thinking sweeps and not years... that makes it sound like she turned around 24 or so.]

Fine, whatewer. Ain't like you deserwe what I got to say on the matter any. You'll probably get gente pats to your spinal crewice without anythin' fuckin' useful bein' said, which is probably what you were after anyways. You humans are so fuckin' petty.
unconchonable: (so dicks you say)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Bullshit. You look fiwe, maybe six at most.

[Another eye rolls. This chick.]

I don't mean literally, god how fuckin' dense are you, seriously?
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unconchonable: (wwhat divvine intelligence)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Do fuckin' to.

[He narrows his eyes right back at her, but when she mentions 'years', his eyebrows furrow a bit, but out of confusion.]

The fuck is a year?
unconchonable: (but oh wwhat provvidence)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
If I did, I wouldn't be askin', hag.
unconchonable: (onto more important things)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, yeah we call them solar sweeps.

[A pause.] Though, you look around my age. Perhaps your worlds rewolution is shorter. Seein' as I'm 6 sweeps.
unconchonable: (go alphabetize your DICK)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Whatewer, it ain't like I care to learn the conwersion a sweeps to human years. So, mystery solwed for the most part, I suppose.

[A beat.]

But, if you're really dead set on not hearin' what I got to say, I suppose it'd be best not to waste either of our time with a meaningless conwersation.
unconchonable: (im so better than that)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
You really don't listen, do you? I wasn't blamin' you entirely, was just allowin' the fuckin' room for possibility, but I digress.

I suppose you'we already told him he was bein' as such, so that obwiously is a no go, but perhaps you could giwe him the same fuckin' treatment. Feed him his own medicine an' maybe he'll get some bloody clarity to his own asshole antics.
unconchonable: (eww look at this filth)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Eridan is the master of arguing moot points, so it really is better it's dropped.]

...That's what this is about? A last fuckin' name? [He is giving her the flattest look he can muster.]
unconchonable: (and wwhat do you mean by that)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2013-11-24 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe his opinion is the only one that matters. [A beat.] To him. I don't see why you couldn't treat him similarly, just... don't worry about the last name thing.

[Why is that even an issue in the first place?]

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