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tushanshu2013-12-02 11:04 am
puppetfetish) wrote in tushanshu2013-12-02 11:04 am
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[ Right. Bro has seen enough weird shit in his life, he can understand waking up in a basin of water and being told he's supposed to fight some sort of war— but this wasn't how things were meant to be.
This really was not what he had read up on when first issuing his copies of Sburb.
This wasn't how the game was meant to be played.
Once he saw his own sword bare into his body and fell to the ground, he knew it would be game over for him and can only hope all of the training he had given Dave was good enough.
He can only hope and wish that everything he had done was well enough.
However, to find himself in such a strange and foreign environment, Bro's instinctive reaction is to play it calm and cool and leech out as much information about this place as possible. Inquiring about the place was pointless; people told him to hush— it was the Emperor's business.
Whatever.
Understanding the mere gist of things isn't good enough for Bro Strider. He needs detail. Every single detail he can muster up and find out.
So, once he quickly understands how to work the console, he sends out the massive text with the most important question: ]
yo keeliai.
a/s/l.
This really was not what he had read up on when first issuing his copies of Sburb.
This wasn't how the game was meant to be played.
Once he saw his own sword bare into his body and fell to the ground, he knew it would be game over for him and can only hope all of the training he had given Dave was good enough.
He can only hope and wish that everything he had done was well enough.
However, to find himself in such a strange and foreign environment, Bro's instinctive reaction is to play it calm and cool and leech out as much information about this place as possible. Inquiring about the place was pointless; people told him to hush— it was the Emperor's business.
Whatever.
Understanding the mere gist of things isn't good enough for Bro Strider. He needs detail. Every single detail he can muster up and find out.
So, once he quickly understands how to work the console, he sends out the massive text with the most important question: ]
yo keeliai.
a/s/l.
text.
Re: text.
take a wwild guess.
text.
anywway i dont bloody knoww
But if i absolutely GOT TO im guessin the a might be age but im lost on the other twwo
is it sector
i really dont see wwhy its so hard for you to just explain it but i can only guess youre human because wwhat other annoyin race wwould pull this shit
Re: text.
fuck i just have to look like a complete tool noww i guess.
sure bro.
age, sector, anything else you might associate the big l wwith man.
text.
age sex location
wwhy the fuck do you wwant to knoww that
[Needless to say he cheated looking at other replies on the post. Whoops.]
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bout a story of me,
names strider, mister di-stri,
better than the little man, coolest bro youll ever see,
taught him what hes supposed to be,
kid could rap when he was only three,
yo check it,
meteors all up in my grill,
just a cheap thrill,
slashm as i will,
beatm to the ground,
someone like me i dont mess around,
got this bitch after me,
kinda scarin me,
stab me through,
what to do—
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
thats supposed to be it.
thats it.
done my part in the game.
so why the assfuck am i here in this shitsplat city on the back of a motherfucking turtle.
bro i dont even know man.
so thats why im asking.
thought id start with an easy question.
no subject
uh
ok
wwell you aint the only one wwho aint too happy about bein brought here
and the reason wwhy aint all that great
didnt the kedan explain that to you
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[ and that's what pissed him off the most. He needs every little detail. ]
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but honestly thats a huge wwaste a flippin time
wwho knowws maybe youll havve more bloody luck than i did
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and nothin much she just threatened me a bit
wwas utterly flippant and no help at all
no idea howw to treat felloww royalty and suchlike
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im a guy
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im a troll fyi not that you knoww wwhat the fuck that is but wwhatevver
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pretty fuckin prestigious if i do say so myself
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shit bro so much douchebag up in my grill not sure if i can tolerate prickish hopey powers.
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whos your destined guardian.
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i aint got time for no fuckin sass and i aint answwerin your question till you givve me some proper respect
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is that wwhat this is
also fuck you he gavve me plenty a fuckin rides
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