Video; In which cold weather is clearly the best!

[bludhavenknight]

[Everyone gets to see two familiar faces this time, with a couple of twists. Dick (the elder) is sitting down in the chair, wearing a bright red coat with white trim, a hat of the same color, and of course, a beard to match the whole thing. It’s pulled down, though, so you can see his face. And his wonderful assistant, Zatanna, is standing behind him, dressed up like the most beautiful elf there is. They’re both looking pretty happy about this.]

It’s getting cold out! And what does cold mean? Holiday fun, of course. So I, and my amazing elf assistant here, have decided that Santa Claus needs to come to the turtle. [See what he did there? See it? Okay, good.]

And so it is with pleasure that we let everyone know-- [He gets cut off as Zatanna leans forward, and he looks up at her.]

[The fifteen-year-old elf bends down until she's level with his ear, covering her mouth so she could whisper something secretively to him.]

Really?

[She nods, and offers a playful wink.] Trust me. I know a guy who knows the guy personally.

[Dick looks back at the screen, and his voice drops into a perfect, heavy Russian accent.] Is this better?

[She practically has to bite her tongue to keep from bursting out laughing. Impressive. She should've known.] It'll do.

[Dick grins.] I’d like to invite everyone to come over to the Wood sector, where we have a little holiday party going on.

[He stops, laughing and shaking his head. He has to drop the Russian accent.] Okay, I can’t keep that one up, but I tried! Anyway, we’ve got a small thing going on in a café in the Wood sector, with some cakes and gingerbread-ish things, and some hot drinks. And what would Santa be without his...

[He holds up a huge, red velvet-like bag.] Bag, yes! And it is filled with little odds and ends, so there are presents for all!

[Dick sets the bag down, and pulls the beard back up with a grin.] And to all, a good... day? Yeah, that still works. To all, a good day! Remember, café in the Wood sector, we’ll be here awhile!

[ooc: Action is absolutely welcome.]

Comments

[Video]

[alpha_squad_leader]

Now's not a good time since it's not breakfast time. [He's just teasing now.]

[Video]

[backwordscompatible]

Says who?

[Breakfast is anytime you want it to be, tyvm]

[Video]

[alpha_squad_leader]

The clock? All those cereal mascots? The people in charge of lunch and dinner?

[Video]

[backwordscompatible]

And you listened to clocks and cereal mascots?

There's your problem.

[Video]

[alpha_squad_leader]

I'll give you the cereal mascots but some of the clocks back home could turn on the flamethrowers, buzz-saws, and attack tentacles if you ignored them.

[Video]

[backwordscompatible]

Talk about attitude.

So get new clocks.

[Video]

[alpha_squad_leader]

Yeah, my school's a bit...unique.

I have but the school's won't go away.

[Video]

[backwordscompatible]

Is your school here, now?

[Video]

[alpha_squad_leader]

Well no, but I was talking about home.

[Video]

[backwordscompatible]

And I'm talking about here.

There are no clocks to stop you now.

[Video]

[alpha_squad_leader]

Guess I'll come get some chocolate at the party then. Do I have to sit on Santa's lap to get it?

[Video]

[backwordscompatible]

That's between you and Santa.

[Video]

[alpha_squad_leader]

[He laughs.]

See you in a few minutes, Zatanna.