bludhavenknight: ([D] Got some evidence here)
Richard "Dick" Grayson ([personal profile] bludhavenknight) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-12-03 08:59 pm

Video; In which cold weather is clearly the best!

[Everyone gets to see two familiar faces this time, with a couple of twists. Dick (the elder) is sitting down in the chair, wearing a bright red coat with white trim, a hat of the same color, and of course, a beard to match the whole thing. It’s pulled down, though, so you can see his face. And his wonderful assistant, Zatanna, is standing behind him, dressed up like the most beautiful elf there is. They’re both looking pretty happy about this.]

It’s getting cold out! And what does cold mean? Holiday fun, of course. So I, and my amazing elf assistant here, have decided that Santa Claus needs to come to the turtle. [See what he did there? See it? Okay, good.]

And so it is with pleasure that we let everyone know-- [He gets cut off as Zatanna leans forward, and he looks up at her.]

[The fifteen-year-old elf bends down until she's level with his ear, covering her mouth so she could whisper something secretively to him.]

Really?

[She nods, and offers a playful wink.] Trust me. I know a guy who knows the guy personally.

[Dick looks back at the screen, and his voice drops into a perfect, heavy Russian accent.] Is this better?

[She practically has to bite her tongue to keep from bursting out laughing. Impressive. She should've known.] It'll do.

[Dick grins.] I’d like to invite everyone to come over to the Wood sector, where we have a little holiday party going on.

[He stops, laughing and shaking his head. He has to drop the Russian accent.] Okay, I can’t keep that one up, but I tried! Anyway, we’ve got a small thing going on in a café in the Wood sector, with some cakes and gingerbread-ish things, and some hot drinks. And what would Santa be without his...

[He holds up a huge, red velvet-like bag.] Bag, yes! And it is filled with little odds and ends, so there are presents for all!

[Dick sets the bag down, and pulls the beard back up with a grin.] And to all, a good... day? Yeah, that still works. To all, a good day! Remember, café in the Wood sector, we’ll be here awhile!

[ooc: Action is absolutely welcome.]
backwordscompatible: (but if you need a few, I'd be happy to make custom new ones upon request) (Is that an order?)

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[personal profile] backwordscompatible 2013-12-12 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Nah. Too much work.

But if you're really that excited about it, then I wish you all the best and even promise to stop by. Santa's gotta get his stocking stuffers from somewhere, you know.
Edited (wtf was that typo) 2013-12-12 03:36 (UTC)
shorttempered: ([Mark] Why yes I am awesome)

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[personal profile] shorttempered 2013-12-12 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh come on, you're no fun!

And you totally don't want me to make action figures. They'd look worse than the Action Trooper figures.
backwordscompatible: (so chalant)

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[personal profile] backwordscompatible 2013-12-12 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. No need to drag my name through the mud, you know. Wouldn't wanting to give myself more work be the opposite of fun?
shorttempered: ([Mark] Did you really have to do that?)

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[personal profile] shorttempered 2013-12-13 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well I didn't mean actually make the action figures. Start up like a Wayne Enterprises, and have other people make them.

Eh, jokes gone too far anyway.
backwordscompatible: (innocent smile)

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[personal profile] backwordscompatible 2013-12-14 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I figured that part out the moment you brought Mr. Wayne into it.
shorttempered: ([Mark] Didn't mean to disappear in space)

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[personal profile] shorttempered 2013-12-15 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay it's official. That was the worst joke ever.
backwordscompatible: (chillin')

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[personal profile] backwordscompatible 2013-12-15 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. I'm sure I'll recover some day. Maybe.
shorttempered: ([Inv] This is kind of cool)

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[personal profile] shorttempered 2013-12-19 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
What can I do to make you forgive me?
backwordscompatible: (peripheral glance)

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[personal profile] backwordscompatible 2013-12-19 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not really sure. My mood can be a bit fickle like that.

But feel free to keep trying. I'll let you know when you're getting warm.
shorttempered: ([Mark] So bored....)

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[personal profile] shorttempered 2013-12-19 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh come on, you have to give me something to work with here...
backwordscompatible: (hands behind her back)

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[personal profile] backwordscompatible 2013-12-20 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well...you could start by stopping by for a bit.
shorttempered: ([Inv] Please tell me you're kidding)

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[personal profile] shorttempered 2013-12-22 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I plan on it, once I figure out what exactly Dick wants from me. I think he wants me to tape a leaf and something resembling a berry to a stick and call it holly.
backwordscompatible: (peripheral glance)

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[personal profile] backwordscompatible 2013-12-22 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Word of advice? Just do what he says. He's way too into the whole Christmas Spirit thing right now to be trolling you.
shorttempered: ([Mark] You mean...)

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[personal profile] shorttempered 2013-12-24 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I'm taking him seriously. I'm just starting to doubt he has ever seen holly before, even in pictures.
backwordscompatible: (proud)

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[personal profile] backwordscompatible 2013-12-24 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Does that really matter?
shorttempered: ([Inv] Please tell me you're kidding)

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[personal profile] shorttempered 2013-12-26 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, because he's making me seriously confused.
backwordscompatible: (Considering)

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[personal profile] backwordscompatible 2013-12-27 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Well...maybe I can help. I do believe in the expression great minds think alike, after all.

What part about him is so confusing to you?
shorttempered: ([Mark] Not gonna happen)

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[personal profile] shorttempered 2013-12-27 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Just... how have you never seen Holly before? It's everywhere at Christmas!
backwordscompatible: (THIS much)

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[personal profile] backwordscompatible 2013-12-27 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[She shrugged]

Maybe not so much in the world he comes from? You never know what weird difference there could be.
shorttempered: ([Mark] Oh you know... stuff)

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[personal profile] shorttempered 2013-12-27 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess... I just sort of assumed most of the Earth holidays were universal. They seemed to be, at any rate.
backwordscompatible: (he wanted to party okay)

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[personal profile] backwordscompatible 2013-12-27 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
The holidays themselves might be, but not so much the details.

Either that, or he's purposely messing with you.
shorttempered: ([Mark] Furrowed brow)

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[personal profile] shorttempered 2013-12-31 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Now I'm curious to know the differences...

I wouldn't put that past anyone, either.