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[spideyfanone]

[It's hard to be sure of the camera's angle, but it's definitely propped up somehow, with the speaker hanging upside-down from the ceiling, because why not. Scrawny, scruffy, in his early teens, and some kind of fuzzy, blue elf-demon. When he speaks, it's with a clipped Brooklyn accent.]

So... the turtle is new and different. I've done space whales, but not reality-turtles.

Anyway. Longshot, but any of my team here? Lookin' for a General James Howlett especially, or Miz Alison Blaire? ...Hercules? ...Emmaline Frost-Summers? I mean, she doesn't even like me and I think she's a goddess now, but worth a shot.

Guessing not, though, so does anybody need somethin' fixed? Because I hate being bored, and unless somebody's got a mission that needs doing, I'mma be a huge pain in the butt.

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[Video]

[fuzzyelf]

[Have an equally blue, just as fuzzy, but less scruffy elf-demon that's just a lot older and with a raised brow. Minus the red tattoo. If it hadn't been video, he's sure the names would have pinged him.]

I knew there were people with a twin running around, but I always imagined mine would be a little older.

[spideyfanone]

[He's not totally unphased, but it is a little odd. And unsettling, given the last (and only other) him he met.]

Uh, well, this does happen sometimes. Once we met Mr. Howlett's double when he was, like, ten. Cool to have someone shorter than me around.

[fuzzyelf]

[Sorry, mental images of a tiny Wolverine running around. It's like Logan...only tiny and still hairy.]

Is that what he said? Or do you actually mean you.

[He shrugs a shoulder.]

Usually when I meet another version there about the same age. Not to say I'm not happy to meet you though.

[spideyfanone]

Uh, yeah. I don't think we ever really figured out etiquette for this, so, um, hi?

[It's possible he just wasn't paying attention. Social graces are not his forte.]

[fuzzyelf]

There should really be some kind of lessons on it. 'What to do when you meet a different universe you' since it seems to happen so often. [Back home any way. But he smiles and lifts a hand to wave.]

Hello. No one you mentioned is here but they might show up at some point before this is all over. [Because even though people are friendly, it's always some how easier just having someone you know from your actual universe. Or someone you got to know.]

[spideyfanone]

Lame. But who knows. They've come after me when I got stuck in the wrong world before.

[Even if circumstances here are a little different.]

Least there's people here on kind of the same wavelength.

[fuzzyelf]

You get stuck often?

[spideyfanone]

Well, more than once. I feel like with really weird stuff, if it happens more than once, it's a pattern.

[fuzzyelf]

How do you tend to travel between worlds that means you get stuck, do you have a machine of some sort?

[spideyfanone]

Yeah, we bounce around with a modified ghost box. My porting usually gives it a boost but, uh, I kinda jumped out of the trip one time. It was a bad idea. Some of the team had to come get me.

[fuzzyelf]

[Oh he knew some people that would be interested in knowing about that.]

I'm guessing that it didn't turn out so bad.

[spideyfanone]

[No. Comment.]

It's usually a pretty reliable system. I mean, the worlds are messed up when we get there, but the road's smooth unless someone messes with it.