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[spideyfanone]

[It's hard to be sure of the camera's angle, but it's definitely propped up somehow, with the speaker hanging upside-down from the ceiling, because why not. Scrawny, scruffy, in his early teens, and some kind of fuzzy, blue elf-demon. When he speaks, it's with a clipped Brooklyn accent.]

So... the turtle is new and different. I've done space whales, but not reality-turtles.

Anyway. Longshot, but any of my team here? Lookin' for a General James Howlett especially, or Miz Alison Blaire? ...Hercules? ...Emmaline Frost-Summers? I mean, she doesn't even like me and I think she's a goddess now, but worth a shot.

Guessing not, though, so does anybody need somethin' fixed? Because I hate being bored, and unless somebody's got a mission that needs doing, I'mma be a huge pain in the butt.

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[fuzzyelf]

[Have an equally blue, just as fuzzy, but less scruffy elf-demon that's just a lot older and with a raised brow. Minus the red tattoo. If it hadn't been video, he's sure the names would have pinged him.]

I knew there were people with a twin running around, but I always imagined mine would be a little older.

[laylaknowsstuff]

[Woah, hold up. It's tiny Nightcrawler, and he's from Brooklyn.

Layla's at the PC in a flash.] No, no, no, and don't let Emma hear you saying that, but she's not here either.

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[alpha_squad_leader]

[A tiny Nightcrawler is pretty surprising. Victor's bundled up even though he's inside.]

Sorry, none of them are here. Longshot isn't either.

What kind of stuff are you looking to fix?

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[wintershepherd]

[ He's definitely mouthing Emmaline Frost-Summers over a few times, before replying. ]

I don't recognize... any of those names, of people who've been here.

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[spiderkid]

[You asked for Spider-Man? Miles just happens to be surfing the network as Spidey from a cafe in Earth, when he gets taken aback by blue! And upside down! Usually upside down is his thing.

So Brooklyn accent, meet Brooklyn accent.]

Hey, are you, uh, another universe's version of Nightcrawler? [He met the other one here a while back.] It's just, you're younger than I expected. [Don't be rude, Miles. People say that to you all the time.]

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[unobtainableredemption]

Even if they are here--which I can't say Iv'e come across anyone with those names--they might not be the ones you're looking for.

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[storm_warning]

Here I figured you learned to stay off the magic stuff after the last time it pulled an age shrink on you.

[Ororo's smiling about it, teasing even; she hasn't realised that this isn't the Kurt she knows.]

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[witchnotwarlock]

]Let's bypass the whole deal that you are clearly a younger version of Nightcrawler, because this is more important.]

Did you just call Emma Frost Emmaline? [He's trying to hide how funny that is, because it's almost terrifying.]