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[spideyfanone]

[It's hard to be sure of the camera's angle, but it's definitely propped up somehow, with the speaker hanging upside-down from the ceiling, because why not. Scrawny, scruffy, in his early teens, and some kind of fuzzy, blue elf-demon. When he speaks, it's with a clipped Brooklyn accent.]

So... the turtle is new and different. I've done space whales, but not reality-turtles.

Anyway. Longshot, but any of my team here? Lookin' for a General James Howlett especially, or Miz Alison Blaire? ...Hercules? ...Emmaline Frost-Summers? I mean, she doesn't even like me and I think she's a goddess now, but worth a shot.

Guessing not, though, so does anybody need somethin' fixed? Because I hate being bored, and unless somebody's got a mission that needs doing, I'mma be a huge pain in the butt.

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[spiderkid]

Yeah, alternate universes are weird. I get you.

Well anyway, welcome to Keeliai. I'm Spider-Man.

[spideyfanone]

Y-yeah, kinda knew that. 'Cus, um...

[Wow.

Right, Waggoner, head on straight.]

Kind of a fan, actually. From back home, I mean, my universe...

[Words are hard.]

[spiderkid]

Oh. Uh. [What do you say to that?] Thanks?

[spideyfanone]

Sorry that... that was super awkward, wasn't it?

[Sigh. If the ceiling could open up and swallow him... Not that he can't port away, or just leave the console, but extricating himself from his own profound lack of social functionality will never come easily.]

[spiderkid]

No, that's okay. But the Spider-Man you're a fan of probably wasn't me. [Because alternate universes and because not Peter Parker.]

[spideyfanone]

Oh, uh, could be.

[He was, in fact, Peter Parker, but that didn't seem like a big deal.]

Multiverse is like that. But, y'know, that's ok.

[spiderkid]

Yeah, the Multiverse'll do that to you.