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[spideyfanone]

[It's hard to be sure of the camera's angle, but it's definitely propped up somehow, with the speaker hanging upside-down from the ceiling, because why not. Scrawny, scruffy, in his early teens, and some kind of fuzzy, blue elf-demon. When he speaks, it's with a clipped Brooklyn accent.]

So... the turtle is new and different. I've done space whales, but not reality-turtles.

Anyway. Longshot, but any of my team here? Lookin' for a General James Howlett especially, or Miz Alison Blaire? ...Hercules? ...Emmaline Frost-Summers? I mean, she doesn't even like me and I think she's a goddess now, but worth a shot.

Guessing not, though, so does anybody need somethin' fixed? Because I hate being bored, and unless somebody's got a mission that needs doing, I'mma be a huge pain in the butt.

Comments

[spideyfanone]

[He still doesn't get it. Isn't that just her name? But whatever.]

Everybody seems to. Must be a cool guy, I guess? The multiverse is vast and strange that way.

[witchnotwarlock]

[It's Emma Frost, bro. Emma Frost. She's intimidating]

He's a pretty cool guy! With the disappearing and just... he's so cool, he's not my favorite X-Men, but he's in the top ten of them!

[spideyfanone]

[That's something. Kurt's not in anybody's top ten anything, so good for other him.]

Disappearing is pretty boss, but reappearing's usually more fun.

[witchnotwarlock]

Depend on how you do it. You have to have some flair to it, right? I mean, gone one time, and back the next? That's awesome!

[spideyfanone]

I do get a puff of smoke and a sound effect. That's, like, at least third-grade theater quality.

[witchnotwarlock]

That's better then a lot of people get. At least there's no fire, you don't want to get burned on your way off the stage.

[spideyfanone]

Yeah, that's a problem when you have fur. I lived in terror of bunsen burners back in school.

[witchnotwarlock]

I never lived in terror from bunsen burners at school, but probably because I have no fur. But that should be something you could get a note for, right? Kind of like a get out of gym note or something.

[spideyfanone]

Nah, necessary risk. Lab classes were the only reason I didn't just hang out in the first locker I got stuffed into all day.