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[spideyfanone]

[It's hard to be sure of the camera's angle, but it's definitely propped up somehow, with the speaker hanging upside-down from the ceiling, because why not. Scrawny, scruffy, in his early teens, and some kind of fuzzy, blue elf-demon. When he speaks, it's with a clipped Brooklyn accent.]

So... the turtle is new and different. I've done space whales, but not reality-turtles.

Anyway. Longshot, but any of my team here? Lookin' for a General James Howlett especially, or Miz Alison Blaire? ...Hercules? ...Emmaline Frost-Summers? I mean, she doesn't even like me and I think she's a goddess now, but worth a shot.

Guessing not, though, so does anybody need somethin' fixed? Because I hate being bored, and unless somebody's got a mission that needs doing, I'mma be a huge pain in the butt.

Comments

[alpha_squad_leader]

I really don't want to see, visit, or be visited by that one then.

[spideyfanone]

Eh. Can't be worse than chitinous psychic aliens convincing you you're in a world of cupcakes and ponies.

[alpha_squad_leader]

[He stares a moment.] Was there a reason they did that or was it just for giggles?

[spideyfanone]

Um, throw us off the scent, I guess. Being evil. That was a really stupid world. Not cool.

[Considering he'd just been coming off that visit to his home reality at the time, his memories of the especially trippy incident aren't that sharp.]

[alpha_squad_leader]

Okay, being evil explains it enough. Definitely not cool.

[spideyfanone]

[It's nice to declare a plane of existence "stupid" and not get called out for sounding like an idiot, at least.]

So yeah, I'm feeling like giant turtle with vague menacing presence is basically a vacation.

[alpha_squad_leader]

Hold onto that feeling for as long as possible. You'll miss it when it's gone.

[spideyfanone]

I'm honestly pretty comfortable with it. Guess we'll see.

[alpha_squad_leader]

The only thing left to say then is good luck. [He gives a quick wave before ending the feed.]