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[ You might think a teenage boy from Tokyo in the 2000's would have a pretty firm grasp on how to use a computer. Alas, this one does not. The video clicks on with Ikki midrant, slamming his hand onto the keyboard.

-and I don't wanna hear "Oh no, Ikki-sama, we need you now, save us~" Just cuz I'm the King of the Sky doesn't mean I'm going to go around saving all you commoners. If you want that you're gonna have to pay tributes, and send me all the busty babes you have, got that?

..Anyways, like I said, I'm Minami Ikki, leader of Kogarasumaru, which you would have heard about if you are from Earth. Unless you really do live under a rock, or the South Pole or something.

And a God like me can't be kept in a cage like this, so I'm bound to break out sooner or later. So you hear that Emperor guy? There's no holding me back!

[ Ikki's just gonna pump his fist and yell a bunch until eventually he hits the right key and shuts off the video. ]

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I'm perfectly sane, man.

Riiiiiight.

Hate to burst your bubble, dude, but you're not any kind of 'king' here. Or a god. Or... anyone important, really. Just like the rest of us. Better learn to deal.

Greatness cannot be contained by a bottle or turtle or anything. I think Sun Tzu said that.

I don't really think you fall into the category of 'great'. Obnoxious, maybe.

Says the guy who doesn't even know who I am.

Because we aren't from the same version of Earth. Genius.

You've never heard of the Avengers, and you don't hear me whining about it.

[at least not unless Ikki decides to go back a few weeks...]

I ain't whining, I'm just letting the people know who to look to for tributes and the like. [ Ikki's just smiling~ ]

What's an Avenger?

Yeah, I'm not in the tribute business.

Superheroes.

Superheroes? Like Kamen Rider, or the Sentai Rangers?

...Do you have superpowers?

Oh, yeah. Exactly like them. Except I've never heard of them in my life, so whatever.

Of course I do.

First some girl doesn't even know about Gundams, and you don't know Kamen Rider. What's up with that?!

Oh yeah, what can you do?

Dude, it's called 'alternate universes'.

[Well, Brandon's a terrific show-off so he raises a hand and snaps his fingers. This causes lightning to crackle between his fingers. His smirk is pretty smug. Because asshole.]

Yeah, yeah. [ He waves off the explanation since it doesn't make much sense. ]

Cute. I already beat a kid that could do that. [ And made him bow to him and pledge to be his servant. In response Ikki clenches one of his fists and produces a swirling vortex of wind that starts to pick up some of the small objects littering his desk. ]

[This supernatural teenaged pissing contest is so on.]

With a windstorm? Wow. Somebody didn't know how to use their powers properly.

Lightning doesn't exist without the Wind.

Wow, what? Have you ever taken a science class in your life?

In a vacuum, Lightning can't charge the air to travel through. [ Physics in Ikki's world isn't always perfect, but that is a real thing. ]

Edited 2012-10-11 17:44 (UTC)

Vacuum is a whole other ballgame. You said 'wind'. There's plenty of people in my world who can kick up a bit of a breeze, that doesn't mean they can create a goddamned vacuum. Get your panties out of a bunch.

[Marvel Comics Sliding Scale of Science. It's a thing.]

How do you think I make wind? Creating a vacuum creates wind.

[ Even with the childish insults and grandstanding, Ikki like's this guy and is actually just amused. ]

So what's your name?