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[fuckcable]

Am I the only one who thinks it's suspicious how, in the weeks around the Emperor's murder, our presence is suddenly graced with a pair of queens, a princess, a prince, and whatever that horned kid is?

It's not the first grouping I've noticed.

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[fuckcable]

They're hitting on other minority populations. Why should royalty be any different?

[friendstime]

Maybe they're just really lucky. [He isn't reading in as much ire as he probably should be.]

There are a lot of people here I didn't know about, but I don't think we're being picked on... Maybe they just think royal people will be able to help? Since they're in charge of a lot of things at home.

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[fuckcable]

Maybe in your world. Most of the first-world monarchs are figureheads in mine.

[friendstime]

Hm... Maybe it's a collection?

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[fuckcable]

Why would anyone want to collect royals?

[friendstime]

Because it's rare to meet that many noble people! I have a collection like that. I've made over a thousand friends from old hometowns. It's something you don't always get to do, so many they're trying to meet every noble person they can. From all different worlds. That's pretty cool.

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[fuckcable]

They tell us we're being brought in for a war. If they're picking fighters based on how -cool- they are, we are royally fucked.

[friendstime]

Well, we don't know they can't fight. What if they are royal warriors?

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[fuckcable]

Does Prince Hans strike you as warrior material?

[friendstime]

Maybe? Who's that? [Look, he's out and about a lot.]

[fuckcable]

The one with the Elvis sideburns.

[hanssome]

Excuse me? Elvis?

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[fuckcable]

Make a big enough name for yourself here, and Hans sideburns could catch on.

[friendstime]

Uwah-! They kind of do look like it. [Awesome.]