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Am I the only one who thinks it's suspicious how, in the weeks around the Emperor's murder, our presence is suddenly graced with a pair of queens, a princess, a prince, and whatever that horned kid is?

It's not the first grouping I've noticed.

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wwhatevver that horned kid is
im assumin you mean me
im a flippin prince as wwell asshole but wwhat is this
you got somethin against royalty or somesuch you plebeian animal

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No, I have something against trying to read a foreign language when assholes can't type and spell.

Thanks for the clarification on your title.

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oh not fuckin THIS again
its called a typin quirk its somethin ingrained in my fuckin society and if you cant bloody get past it nor read wwhat im typin because a feww extra wws and vvs then i dont knoww wwhat to tell

wwhatevver i just dont need you goin around bein fuckin ignorant a my noble title

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I promise not to leave out your title again if you promise to not leave out Gs and apostrophes.

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again typin quirk
stop bein a uncultured piece a festerin shit you really aint doin much more than makin yourself look like a jackass wwith this

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[OOC: The following is typed in Spanish (with appropriate double question marks and loosely translated expletives.]

How's this for a typing quirk, shithead?

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[Eridan just stares at it, squinting at his screen and... yeah, he has no idea what that even says. Not even remotely. He sort of wishes this dumb machine had the Alternian Alphabet on it, because then he'd just reply with that. Alas.]

alright either youre purposefully typin nothin but gibberish at me or thats a language i dont fuckin knoww
both dont make for much of a successful exchange dirtstomper

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theyre right.
your quirk is kinda lame.

always thought that.

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[WOW.]

fuck off i aint talkin to you
especially if you think im gonna listen to you fuckin DISSIN my quirk

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_{[ he saw a means of harassment and went for it. ]}

i get the vv because of your fucking cute accent.
right your stars symbol and shit but sometimes its hard to keep up.
repeat after me.

wayward vagabond.
wwaywward vvagabond for you.
then wwwwaywwwward vvvvagabond
THEN wwwwwwwwaywwwwwwwward vvvvvvvvagabond.

what the fuck man youre outta control.

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[Eridan just stares at this for a good few moments, even wondering if he should dignify this with a response. He almost doesn't he's so pissed. He's dealing with one asshole, and then this one has to come along.]

are you fuckin done

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_{[ He wants to keep going but something stops himself. ]}

yeah.

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good
piss off

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ok.
just remember.
























wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaywwwwwwwwwwwwwwwward vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvagabond.

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[DONE WITH THIS. CUTTING THE LINE W YOU.]

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_{[ DON'T YOU MEAN WW YOU? ]}