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Welp. I'm getting kinda sick of this part of life here. Any old time we can stop with the random vanishings, that'd be stellar.

Isaac Lahey's suite is empty. He's gone. No idea when that happened. Allison Argent also vanished earlier this month. So that's a thing that's happened.

So, now that my abandonment issues have really been given plenty of fuel to last me through at least my mid-life crisis, a question. Last month due to the generosity of Tony Stark, I got my jeep back. Through careful conservation, I've managed to keep her running.

Except now a certain little dial is hovering just above the E on the left, and I'm kinda screwed. Anybody know where a guy can get his hands on some highly-refined petroleum? I'm not picky, the jeep can run on 87 octane, don't need any of that high-falutin' 93 stuff. Because, you know, the back of a giant turtle is probably full of crude oil deposits.

Oh, wait.

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Awww. You're sweet. It almost makes up for how mean you were earlier.

[ From her smile, she sees nothing wrong with what she's chosen to say. Factual inaccuracies? Whatever could he mean? ]

[Yup. He's sticking by his 'messed the fuck up' assessment from earlier. Although now he's just not saying it aloud.]

Gee, thanks. I'm glad we're finally able to conclude these peace talks in a constructive manner.

Sure thing. See you around, hot st-

[ Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait. How's she going to come up with a nickname for him if she hasn't seen his body and doesn't know his name? ]

Hey, what's your name?

[He pauses for a second. And then grins. Well, it's gonna be the truth...]

It's really hard to pronounce. Here, I'll send it to you in a text file.

[And sure enough he does. There are...a lot of consonants. Right in a row. It's incredibly Polish. And incredibly difficult to pronounce. And he grins at her over the video.

Congrats, Elle. You just got Stiles' real name that nobody else knows.]

There. What's your name?

[ She still looks shell-shocked from trying to read the name, which might be a wash for nicknames. She'll just have to see his body, then. ]

Elle. Elle Bishop.

But you can call me whatever you want.

How about I call you Elle? Or I could call you Miss Bishop if you're nasty.

...Please tell me you're at least passingly familiar with Janet Jackson.

[ Is that who Michael Jackson turned into after he stopped being a black guy? Sounds right. ]

Yep!

Okay, good. Then I'll call you Miss Bishop if you're nasty, as promised.

[ She thinks to herself that she needs to find out more about Janet Jackson, but she doesn't have a pen. Actually? She probably knows enough already. ]

When.

[ She winks. ]</small. Promise.

Depends. Are you currently being nasty?

Because if so, we only just met. I like to get at least three or four death threats under my belt before we get to second base.

I can do that! [ She holds up three fingers. ]

I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you.

[ She folds the fingers with each threat and then smiles at him. ]

How's that?

[Okay, now he's just laughing. And laughing with her. Maybe she's got a sense of humor under the crazy? What the hell had she been through to make her like this?]

Oh boy, I think I'm in over my head with you.

[ She laughs, too. This is good! Promising! She'd said something funny, and that was good! Excellent! ]

You know what else you could be in with me?

Lots of trouble?

How much will you hate me if I tell you that I have a sort of but not really boyfriend?

[ Seeeeeeeeeeeeeriously? Ugh. Okay, okay. No problem. She can just kidnap him and take care of him until he forgets that other people exist.

... Maybe she should try to find a place with a basement. ]

Um... Is he against threesomes? Are you against threesomes? Because I'm not.

[ She's never had one before, either, but she isn't against them in theory. ]

[And that, he just bursts out laughing for, a real, honest-to-god delighted laugh. Because he's not privy to her creepy thought process! Good times!]

Well considering he and I are still just a "maybe" perhaps we should save the hot threesome action until later.

[ Phew! That'll give her some time to find a basement! She brightens and laughs, wondering what she said that was so funny so she can say something like it again. Does he know she wasn't joking?

Or maybe it's funny that he doesn't know she wasn't joking.

But in the meantime, guys like it when you laugh with them, so she laughs. ]

Okay!

Until then, I'm available for twosomes. Or, you know, whatever.

I'll keep that in mind.

So.

[ She taps her finger against her lips, because it draws attention to her lips which means he'll think about her lips. ]

Um.

[ Tap tap tap. Tap tap tap. ]

Oh!

What can you tell me about the maid service here?

[Oddly enough? He doesn't even glance. He did warn you that you were barking up the wrong tree.]

Maid service? Um. There isn't one.

Really?

[ So what's-his-face lied to her? ]

So Maybe-Gay guy lied to me, did he?

[ Why would he lie to her?

To get rid of her, of course.

Oooooooooooh, that little piss-ant. She's going to fry his ass.

...How many maybe-gay guys do you know? Are you collecting us, like commemorative plates?

[ She has to think about that for a moment, because while that had occurred to her before, she hadn't thought to collect them the way people collected plates or Pokemon. ]

I don't think I have enough room for them all. [ She sounds a little sad about the prospect. After all, no room means no toys. ]

Besides, I want guys I can play with. I'd rather collect them.

[Yuuuup. Nuttier than a fruitcake. Memo to self, tell Batman (almost) everything.]

...Mazel tov.

Oh, I don't have any guys yet. But thanks in advance!

[ She beams again. ]

Do... you...

Know anybody?

I mean, not that you aren't cute, but I'm used to more people around.

And I wouldn't play with them in a mean way right away, I promise.

[ She hasn't mentioned that she's a liar, has she? Oh well. ]

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