Temujin "Gene" Khan (
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tushanshu2014-02-02 02:10 am
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[Gene turns on the feed and is about to speak. He opens his mouth to say something, and then, quite suddenly - there is a large amount of snow coating his hair. And half the inside of his suite. Among the snow is a vast collection of random junk, including some Angry Birds robots and other things people may recognize as once belonging to an absentee trickster god.
Also there's a bloodhound. A bloodhound which is rolling around in the snow and saying indistinct things about entrails and murder. Standard stuff, really, for a bloodhound.
Gene closes his mouth, whatever he was about to say forgotten in the wake of this new fuckery. He looks back, taking in the scene behind him for a good five seconds, and turns back to the camera, his face a mask of utter, dangerous calm.]
Loki...
[He takes a deep breath. The mask of calm shatters when he yells:]
...what the fuck?!
Also there's a bloodhound. A bloodhound which is rolling around in the snow and saying indistinct things about entrails and murder. Standard stuff, really, for a bloodhound.
Gene closes his mouth, whatever he was about to say forgotten in the wake of this new fuckery. He looks back, taking in the scene behind him for a good five seconds, and turns back to the camera, his face a mask of utter, dangerous calm.]
Loki...
[He takes a deep breath. The mask of calm shatters when he yells:]
...what the fuck?!
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...can I help you.
Video;
[He doesn't sound entirely sorry.]
You need some help with that-- ... is that even a dog?
[Bizarrely the dog kinda reminds him of Eren. Sorta. In a weird way.]
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Depending on how wild it gets, I could use some assistance.
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[If there's wild packs of talking, fire-breathing dog-shaped things about, he wants to know.]
Just let me know. I've handled things bigger than that.
Video;
[And thank all listening deities for that.]
I should be able to take care of it.
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I'm sure you can do it.
Is that its name, by the way? Loki, I mean.
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No, it's my friend's name. I'm pretty sure he sent this hellhound. And the rest of this crap. Not sure what the dog's name is, though.
Video; hope you don't mind the sacrifise of a valiant angry bird.
[A pause in which he stares at beast. It seems calmer. It also seems to be savaging one of the angry bird robots in a way that would be sickening if it was guts spilling out instead of cogs.]
... though I'm not sure how much luck you are going to have getting it to listen. Was that-- [a wince as the metal gives under the dog's jaws with a metallic screech.] I hope that wasn't expensive.
Video; it gave its life for the cause!
Got any suggestions for naming it? I'm open to ideas.
Video; we shall mourn it apropriately. possibly with a viking burial
[That is so immediate that he feels he owes this kid some explanation.]
He just reminds me of an old... friend.
[Lets settle for friend, yeah.]
He could get intense like that.
Video; great! Thori can provide the necessary fire.
Sounds like you have worse luck with friends than I do.
Video; And the mandatory mournful howling
[He sounds very fond of the kid. Which is pretty bad overall, what with how Reiner had to betray him and how Eren probably just wants to kill him at this point.]
It's good. He needs that drive. It might help him survive.
[You know, against him and the rest of the monsters.]
Video; wailing, gnashing of teeth, etc
I've found that it usually does.
Video; sounds like my sort of party
[Reiner could appreciate that. He might still not have been the best, but considering the competition, he had gone far further than any of them might have expected. Dangerous to their plans, but on a personal level, he had been impressed.]
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[Hey, having the ability to commit arson is totally an outstanding talent. And possibly part of an outstanding arrest warrant.]