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[wrathfulkhan]

[Gene turns on the feed and is about to speak. He opens his mouth to say something, and then, quite suddenly - there is a large amount of snow coating his hair. And half the inside of his suite. Among the snow is a vast collection of random junk, including some Angry Birds robots and other things people may recognize as once belonging to an absentee trickster god.

Also there's a bloodhound. A bloodhound which is rolling around in the snow and saying indistinct things about entrails and murder. Standard stuff, really, for a bloodhound.

Gene closes his mouth, whatever he was about to say forgotten in the wake of this new fuckery. He looks back, taking in the scene behind him for a good five seconds, and turns back to the camera, his face a mask of utter, dangerous calm.]

Loki...

[He takes a deep breath. The mask of calm shatters when he yells:]

...what the fuck?!

Comments

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[isnotokay]

Mm, maybe. And it might be smart enough to plot to murder you in your sleep, too.

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[wrathfulkhan]

[Dry:] Just what I needed.

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[isnotokay]

[ Just as dryly: ] Don't we all?

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[wrathfulkhan]

I'd prefer for it to kill my enemies in their sleep. Unless that was the point in sending it to me. [No one ever died of being too paranoid, after all.]

Such a thoughtful gift.

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[isnotokay]

If it is, then it'll make it easier to train it to do that to other people instead.

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[wrathfulkhan]

Looking on the bright side.

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[isnotokay]

Mm, I'm an optimist.

[ There is literally no way that she could sound any flatter or deadpan than she does right in this moment. ]

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[wrathfulkhan]

[Hah! You, he likes.]

Oh yes. I can tell, what with that sunny disposition.

[Temujin you are literally the last person to talk. Do not even play.]

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[isnotokay]

It's my girlish nature that does it.

[ If she's amused, she doesn't show it.

She is, and she ends the communication there. Enjoy the dog. ]