AUDIO; from a cafe; post-bottle

[nerdylilspidey]

 [Peter's not quite in the right place, mentally, to put up a video post. And he definitely isn't sure he should put it up from his own suite. So he's found his way to the nearest cafe, with an oversized hoodie pulled up over his head, and is starting up only an audio feed.]

Never a boring moment around here, is there? One minute we're normal-ish, celebrating Valentine's Day, and the next we're battling evil miasma inside a magic bottle.

Does anyone ever wonder what happened to the idea of rest and relaxation?


[FILTERED to the Spider-family]

...Sorry. About what happened back there. You-- You guys know that that-- That wasn't me. You know that, right...?

Oh, God... [There's a sigh, and then a beat of silence before he continues.] Anyway, just- I'm sorry.

Comments

audio;

[imaginate]

I'd feel better if you said you showered regularly.

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

Once a week isn't "regularly"?

audio;

[imaginate]

Once a day is better.

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

I guess I could start doing that.

audio;

[imaginate]

Luckily I'm not your aunt, I don't have to care what you do.

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

You would if I was a more huggy person.

audio;

[imaginate]

Did you just threaten to hug me?

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

.... Maybe.

audio;

[imaginate]

... Is that actually going to work?

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

................... Yes?

audio;

[imaginate]

I should warn you now, I can make forcefields. Your hugging, sir, is useless.

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

Force fields! My only weakness.

audio;

[imaginate]

................... Huzzah?

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

[If this were video feed, he'd be melodramatically shaking his fist at the camera.] Curse you! I will have my chance yet!

audio;

[imaginate]

Maybe when yellow was still a weakness.

[SNERK.]

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

Aha. You, sir, have made a fatal error in telling me that.

[No you haven't. What would Peter even do with this information?]

audio;

[imaginate]

Yeah? What're you gonna do, try at drench me with yellow during paintball?

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

I was thinking more along the lines of always wearing yellow clothes around you.

audio;

[imaginate]

[...]

[...............]

At least you'll be easy to spot.

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

Just look for the giant banana?

audio;

[imaginate]

Your new codename. Mr. Banana.

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

That's Mr. Giant Banana to you.

audio;

[imaginate]

Mr. Giant Banana.

See? I'm terrified of you already.

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

Rightfully so. I'm terrifying.

audio;

[imaginate]

Oh no whatever shall I do when you actually appear in front of me!