tushanshu | 001 ✤ audio

Um... This is somewhat of a... strange and unfortunate situation... [ The voice that comes out is soft, feminine, and hesitant. Being without Agito is bad enough - being without Agito in what seems to be another universe is even worse.

He takes a deep breath and speaks again with more strength to his tone. ]

Waking up naked in a bath surrounded by a bunch of weird people isn't the best morning, ne? [ an awkward laugh goes here because he doesn't know what else to do. ] If they wanted someone who could fight evil they definitely picked the wrong person!

But I guess if they had to pick someone out of my friends, I'm glad they chose the least important one of us. [ he makes sure to say this very pointedly, in case the person who stole him away is listening and might realize their mistake. ] After all, I'm not one of the Kings or Queens anymore!

[ some more giggling. it's really hard not to panic. but he's trying hard not to panic. he is doing a bad job of not panicking but at least he's trying his best, right? once his giggling dies down his voice settles back into something more hesitant. ]

So, ah... I guess I need... Shoes? Does anyone know where I could get some sneakers? And maybe something to eat, too?

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Some people call it "makin' conwersation".

Do they?

They do. But I suppose that's just one more thing to toss on the pile a shit you clearly suck bilge at.

Definitely!

[What is even with this guy? Talk about weird. Even for a human!]

Do you get off to bein' put down or what? I don't fuckin' understand your deal here.

I'd rather not waste my energy being mad. And I've already said that I'm useless, so it's not like I'm going to disagree with you, ne?

That kind of attitude is just fuckin' repulsiwe. It's like you pride yourself on the fact you're useless. If you were a troll, you'd be culled in no fuckin' time.

Then hopefully the ones who brought me here clue in quickly and send me back.

[ HIS PLAN IS FLAWLESS. ]

Or they may just kill you.

[Yes, very flawless indeed.]

[ there's a very short pause here. ]

Then at least I won't be trapped here anymore.

You'd rather be dead?

[He sounds surprised, although he feels he shouldn't be considering who he's talking to.]

Instead of being forced to fight a war that isn't mine? It's preferable.

[ which is... mostly a lie. there's a chance he could go back to agito if he's dead. a small chance, but one all the same. and the thought of being trapped here for a long time. with no friends, and no agito or lind in his mind to keep him company.

he withholds a shudder. ]

How pathetic.

[He scoffs.]

There's only been one account of death bein' permanent here howewer, and chances are it won't happen to you unless you do somethin' big like they had. But seein' as you're you, doubt that will actually happen. Otherwise, death isn't a permanent fixture here. An' you'll be back to bother us again with your worthless an' bloody annoyin' existence.

If I'm so annoying you should just stop talking to me.

[Hey! Logic is illegal here.]

Don't tell me what I should do. Did I ask for a suggestion from you? I think fuckin' not.

You like being annoyed?

No!

Then why are you talking to me?

[There's a huff of annoyance.]

Why ain't any a your business, but whatewer. I'm fuckin' done. Good luck gettin' yourself fuckin' culled or whatewer the shit you're tryin' to accomplish because I don't giwe a fuck either way.

[And with that, he's just going to cut the feed. What a waste of time!]

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