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[akito]

Um... This is somewhat of a... strange and unfortunate situation... [ The voice that comes out is soft, feminine, and hesitant. Being without Agito is bad enough - being without Agito in what seems to be another universe is even worse.

He takes a deep breath and speaks again with more strength to his tone. ]

Waking up naked in a bath surrounded by a bunch of weird people isn't the best morning, ne? [ an awkward laugh goes here because he doesn't know what else to do. ] If they wanted someone who could fight evil they definitely picked the wrong person!

But I guess if they had to pick someone out of my friends, I'm glad they chose the least important one of us. [ he makes sure to say this very pointedly, in case the person who stole him away is listening and might realize their mistake. ] After all, I'm not one of the Kings or Queens anymore!

[ some more giggling. it's really hard not to panic. but he's trying hard not to panic. he is doing a bad job of not panicking but at least he's trying his best, right? once his giggling dies down his voice settles back into something more hesitant. ]

So, ah... I guess I need... Shoes? Does anyone know where I could get some sneakers? And maybe something to eat, too?

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[whitelotustile]

Well, there are plenty of restaurants and food stands, so eating shouldn't be a problem. Most of the ones I have opinions on are near the Fire Sector, but I've been all around the city.

As for shoes... well, stores here sell them, but I don't recognize that particular type of shoe. I know a couple of the people here have started a clothing business, but they might not make shoes yet.

[akito]

I'm staying in the um... Wood Sector? [ he pauses to double-check that that's what it's called. but given that he's living in a tree he's pretty sure he's got it right. ] If you know of anywhere with cheap food that would be the best, I think.

Ah, sneakers are just another word for running shoes where I'm from. They're the kind of shoes I'm used to, but any kind of shoe would be better than no shoes at all, ne?

[whitelotustile]

The food is quite good there. I can give directions, though I'll need to tell you them. For some reason, what brought us here doesn't make it so we can reach others' writing.

[akito]

Ah! Um... I have something here I can write them down on. If you can tell them to me, it would be appreciated!

[whitelotustile]

Ah, of course.

[Iroh then gave a list of restaurants and commentary; Iroh's own taste for food is broad but the whole East Asian vibe the kedan have means the food is familiar to him, despite foreign plants and animals.]

[spideyfanone]

I hadn't thought of that. The least important person to grab, thing, I mean. That is kinda... cheerful.

[Nothing like taking comfort in his own relative insignificance. Though since he wouldn't be doing anything useful if they hadn't brought him here, it's more academic.]

[akito]

It is, ne? I'm happy that it's just me here. Everyone else is needed at home!

[ if he says he's happy being here alone, maybe eventually it won't be a lie! right? ]

[spideyfanone]

A positive attitude probably helps.

[akito]

Ah, it usually does!

[spideyfanone]

Well, unless you enjoy spending time brooding. Sitting in a tree all night being a weirdo can be kinda satisfying sometimes.

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[puppetfetish]

_{[ A low, mellow sounding voice. He asks a question, but hardly puts any inflection on it. ]}

Do you have any friends here. At all.

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[akito]

I hope not.

[ not exactly a lie, but not entirely the truth, either. he is very conflicted about this. ]

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[puppetfetish]

Why not.
Without anybody you know here, you're fucked.

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[akito]

Because they're better off at home.
It doesn't matter if I'm fucked, as long as they're all safe.

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[puppetfetish]

_{[ oh no it's a sweet kid. STAY STRONG.... ]}

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[puppetfetish]

What're you gonna do about it though.
You sound like you're gonna piss yourself.

[audio]

[unconchonable]

"Least important one of us".

[He scrunches his nose in distaste, which is nearly audible in his tone.]

Well I guess you're right about pickin' the wrong person. 'Cos from the sounds a it, you're gonna be bloody useless.

[audio]

[akito]

I definitely am! They should just send me back already instead of wasting resources on me, ne?

[audio]

[unconchonable]

I agree. But chances are we won't be so lucky. So, how about you work on bein' a little less useless instead?

[audio]

[akito]

I'll think about it. They should really just cut their losses though, since it's definitely hopeless.

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[unconchonable]

There's plenty a useless people here that hawe been 'round for a long fuckin' time. Don't think they're lookin' to change any such policies any time soon. But I guess there is some use to someone worthless like you.

There's always need for cannon fodder when actual battles break out. You ain't ewen need to be particularly good at anythin' for it neither! Just stand there and look stupid. Somethin' I'm sure you'we mastered if the sound a you is any testimony.

not here; for now, at least.

[puppetfetish]

_{[ sends guardian disapproval through the computer.
Come on, Eridan. Bro was thinking it, but you didn't have to actually say it. ]}

not here;

[unconchonable]

[SORRY THERE'S NO STOPPING THIS MOUTH FROM SAYING RUDE THINGS, MAN.]

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[puppetfetish]

I recall you being pretty useless yourself from the get go, man.
Did you ever even get a job.

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[unconchonable]

I don't recall this conwersation ewer inwolwin' you.

[JOB?? WHAT JOB??]