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tushanshu2014-04-08 10:15 am
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[Stiles is much, much happier than the last time he made a network post. He's also in a considerably different location. He's not in his suite in the Earth sector. In fact, for those who pay attention to these sorts of things, they'll note that he's calling it in from Derek's network ID. Welp.]
Ladies and gentlemen of Keelai, I have a very important announcement to make. Today, April the eighth, marks a momentous occasion in history. A day to be spoken of in legend and myth and song, when the stars and planets align, and rainbows and puppies spontaneously appear.
I am eighteen.
You are looking at an official man, everybody. It is my birthday, hosanna hosanna, hallelujah and so on.
Since Amazon gift registries aren't a thing here, I'll be happy to provide a written list of acceptable tributes and gifts, form an orderly line if you please, no shoving.
Ladies and gentlemen of Keelai, I have a very important announcement to make. Today, April the eighth, marks a momentous occasion in history. A day to be spoken of in legend and myth and song, when the stars and planets align, and rainbows and puppies spontaneously appear.
I am eighteen.
You are looking at an official man, everybody. It is my birthday, hosanna hosanna, hallelujah and so on.
Since Amazon gift registries aren't a thing here, I'll be happy to provide a written list of acceptable tributes and gifts, form an orderly line if you please, no shoving.
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[A pause]
And I have no son.
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In the long term, though, it's gonna lead to worse pain. And don't feed me a line about 'no such thing as long term for me' because I will not hear it.
You have friends. You have me, at the very least, and I know there are others. Okay?
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Ironically, it's masking the pain that has lead her to this. So perhaps, he does have a point. Her shoulders slump forward as she takes another sip of broth.]
Okay. [She'd picked up on a few more modern phrases and okay was one of them.]
I do not have the energy to fight you, Stiles.
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Keep sipping that soup.
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[She has a wicked tongue when necessary. Which, in her life, was pretty much all the time.]
I am sipping, I am sipping.
[Could she add vodka to this?]
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See if you can get down one of the wontons. They're delicious.
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With a fork, she picks one up and frowns at it. and then, like a stubborn child, she'll take a tiny nibble. Not bad. But, at the same time, her stomach lurches. Not good.]
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Go. Bathroom. Get it all up, girl.
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Gripping the bowl, she spends what feels like forever getting everything out of her stomach, and then some. Finally, with burning throat and stinging eyes, she pushes back, flushes, and looks over at Stiles.]
I am a mess.
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But in a few days you won't be.
[He goes to the kitchen and pulls her a large glass of water, not ice cold. He returns and hands it to her gently.]
Start sipping.
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[Some things are beyond her.
With shaking hands, she accepts the glass, and obeys wordlessly. Small sips, pausing only to wipe her eyes on the back of her hand.]
You are still here. I am glad for it.
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If there's one thing I'm good at, it's taking care of my friends. And being incredibly stubborn when they get their heads lodged in their asses. You're too nice of a girl for cranial proctology.
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I am not a nice girl, Stiles.
You are lucky- I cannot fight you back. For I am as stubborn as they come.
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And trust me, you're not. I've met people waaaaay more stubborn. I'm living with the personification of stubborn. And I get through to him just fine.
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[She keeps working on the water, standing up on shaky legs to return to the couch.]
You shall see.
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[As she sits and sips, he starts tidying things up a bit. Picking up clothes (which all need washing) and throwing away the garbage. Damn, those are a lot of empty bottles.]
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[Still, the water is good, and she appreciates his help. And, yes, this is what happens when you go on a month-long bender]
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[Bottles are picked up one by one, clinking against each other lightly as he picks through the suite. A few slosh around still; those are put aside to be dumped down the sink.]
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[She adores you Stiles. Really. Just put the alcohol back. Do not pour it down the sink. Do not. But at least she's moving back to the soup.]
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Damn right. Put a multi-colored hat on me with bells, I'll fit right in.
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