tushanshu | video; backdated to during the yard sard

[Deon looks characteristically excited...but even more so than usual. And he's talking...a little faster...than usual.]

Okay, so I know about the jar of endless coffee beans in the Hotel, right? That thing is a godsend, it really is, but it's just not enough, you know? Well, I found something, during the yard sale, and I'd really really appreciate it if someone could help me set up something similar. It can be done, right? Course it can, there's an endless jar of coffee beans, this is a lot easier, or should be anyway.

[He holds an open can of Red Bull up to the camera. And the way he's holding it? It looks empty.

Take someone away from their fix for a couple months, and give it back, and don't be surprised when the reaction is a little stronger than usual.]

I found a whole case of Red Bull, and I'd like to know if anyone can make it so that it doesn't run out. Violates every law of physics I know, but the coffee jar proves it can be done, and I know there's people who can do all sorts of magic here, so how about it?

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A quick ritual, some salt and incense, a few backwards words--[Believe it or not, she was completely serious. Not one part of this was trolling in any way.]--and we'll be in business.

Before you ask, though, no, it's not self-replenishing. Way too many things go wrong with self-activating spells when I can't keep my eye on them.

[He blinks.]

Backwards words?

[Everything else makes sense, he's getting to understand some magical systems. Backwards words might be a bridge too far, though.]

Special family style.

Long story.

Um...yeah, sure. Okay.

[He is 100% nonplussed.]

Besides, that, does it really matter how I manage to do it?

I mean, you're getting what you want out of the deal, and I'm getting...actually, remind me what i'm getting again?

...my undying adoration?

I suppose it's a start.

I'm sure we can come up with something.

You just be sure to let me know when you do.

In the meantime...pop over the Welcome Center when you have some time, and I'll see what I can cook up for you for a first batch.

You are a lifesaver. Thank you.