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[craftlife]

[Deon looks characteristically excited...but even more so than usual. And he's talking...a little faster...than usual.]

Okay, so I know about the jar of endless coffee beans in the Hotel, right? That thing is a godsend, it really is, but it's just not enough, you know? Well, I found something, during the yard sale, and I'd really really appreciate it if someone could help me set up something similar. It can be done, right? Course it can, there's an endless jar of coffee beans, this is a lot easier, or should be anyway.

[He holds an open can of Red Bull up to the camera. And the way he's holding it? It looks empty.

Take someone away from their fix for a couple months, and give it back, and don't be surprised when the reaction is a little stronger than usual.]

I found a whole case of Red Bull, and I'd like to know if anyone can make it so that it doesn't run out. Violates every law of physics I know, but the coffee jar proves it can be done, and I know there's people who can do all sorts of magic here, so how about it?

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[irishthor]

Deon...

[Concerned Templar is concerned.]

Are... Are you okay?

[bigdamnhiro]

Uh, yeah. Pretty sure we determined the coffee was a complete accident.

Trust me. I tried to replicate the results. No beans.

[Said with a mournful look that speaks of just how much he sympathizes.]

oh no

[pushtheboundaries]

...I wouldn't advise this.

[edgeoftheknife]

What, do people actually drink that stuff? What's wrong with good old coffee? Or, I don't know, tea?

[Erskine your Irish is showing]

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[valevectorian]

The coffee beans was a complete fucking accident and no one knows how or why. Good luck on getting what you're looking for; you're gonna need it.

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[wintershepherd]

You know it won't actually give you wings, right?

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[backwordscompatible]

[Did somebody call for irresponsible magic?]

Good thing the Laws of Physics around here are more like Guidelines sometimes, huh?