video; backdated to during the yard sard

[craftlife]

[Deon looks characteristically excited...but even more so than usual. And he's talking...a little faster...than usual.]

Okay, so I know about the jar of endless coffee beans in the Hotel, right? That thing is a godsend, it really is, but it's just not enough, you know? Well, I found something, during the yard sale, and I'd really really appreciate it if someone could help me set up something similar. It can be done, right? Course it can, there's an endless jar of coffee beans, this is a lot easier, or should be anyway.

[He holds an open can of Red Bull up to the camera. And the way he's holding it? It looks empty.

Take someone away from their fix for a couple months, and give it back, and don't be surprised when the reaction is a little stronger than usual.]

I found a whole case of Red Bull, and I'd like to know if anyone can make it so that it doesn't run out. Violates every law of physics I know, but the coffee jar proves it can be done, and I know there's people who can do all sorts of magic here, so how about it?

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[craftlife]

I'm sorry? I just don't really think about it that much.

[He is genuinely concerned that she appears to be in so much distress!]

Laugh all you want. Because I still don't have it.

[croissaunt]

You won't think very well at all if you don't start eating well! Nutrition is im-por-tant for a healthy brain! And a healthy body and a healthy everything else!

[Because you sound like a person who values his brain, okay.]

[craftlife]

[Hey, he's done just fine on pot noodle and Red Bull! Even if it did destroy the part of his brain that makes good decisions.]

I guess...

[croissaunt]

[So then the person in charge of Security and OPSEC at Tetravaal must have been living off of that stuff, too.]

You guess? You guess. Just. Ask. Science!

[AUNT CASS USES SCIENCE.]

[craftlife]

[OH SNAP.]

Er...I never did very well in biology.

[FACEPALM.]