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[redjay]

[He won't even bother wasting his time showing his face or voice. Text is a lot faster, gets the message through without revealing himself.]

I hope you're all enjoying your stay on Fantasy Island as much as I am. I still haven't gotten my wish for the largest whirlpool bathtub and all the chili dogs I can eat. I'm hanging in there but I'm starting to lose my patience.

Got some questions and having them answered would really boost my mood.
How high does the tech run here?
Who else is kind of freaked out by the locals?

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[redjay]

Wow. That is a bit far out. 2010s.

How's Earth looking 500 years in the future?

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[agentdork]

lucky you

you the kind of person who likes fairy tales?

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[redjay]

Are you going to go "happily ever after" on me? I hate that stuff.

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[agentdork]

[ he encrypts it just for those who might not like to hear about this kind of thing, because not everyone will want to. ]

no

humanity pretty much nearly gets wiped off the face of the universe

majority of them die in a fight with an alien race that outmatches us in every single way

so its kind of shit in the future right now






but yay space travel?

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[redjay]

That sucks.

Really sucks. I'm sorry.

Do you guys have any meta-humans or superpower guys?

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[agentdork]

shit happens, we'll figure it out.

humanity will figure something out.

we have spartans. kind of huge badasses.

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[redjay]

Amen to that.

Genetically enhanced or specially trained?

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[agentdork]

all of the above and more probably.

they're supposed to be legends.

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[redjay]

Legends in what sense? Because I'm pretty sure the original Spartans were just a group of guys with a mob mentality.

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[agentdork]

nah these guys were better than that. you wouldnt believe the shit thats said about them, half of it probably true, but who knows.

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[redjay]

We're in limbo.
On top of a turtle.
There's a very long list of impossible things I would believe right now.

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[agentdork]

think up the most badass thing that you can think of someone doing and then think that i did it




yknow just since we're on the subject of believing the impossible & all that

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[redjay]

[Of course he thinks about Batman and his impossibly fluid movements. Then there's Superman. And Donna Troy beating up a guy is a sight to behold.]

You wouldn't just happen to bring any of those guys along, would you?

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[agentdork]

nope, just a cheap knockoff, sorry

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[redjay]

Nothing surprises me anymore, I swear.

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[agentdork]

nothing really should, probably!!

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[redjay]

It stinks. Really takes the joy out of surprise birthday parties.

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[agentdork]

clearly you just need more subtle friends

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[redjay]

That's true. My friends like to go out with a bang. It's a bit annoying.

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[agentdork]

[ yeah, there's something about the way that's worded that kind of rubs him the wrong way, but he doesn't say anything about it. ]

you got anyone you know here?

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[redjay]

Don't think so. But limbo's not a lonely place, I'm sure I'll make friends.

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[agentdork]

play nice with the other kids in the sandbox