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[redjay]

[He won't even bother wasting his time showing his face or voice. Text is a lot faster, gets the message through without revealing himself.]

I hope you're all enjoying your stay on Fantasy Island as much as I am. I still haven't gotten my wish for the largest whirlpool bathtub and all the chili dogs I can eat. I'm hanging in there but I'm starting to lose my patience.

Got some questions and having them answered would really boost my mood.
How high does the tech run here?
Who else is kind of freaked out by the locals?

Comments

[mistyoldworld]

You fear them? Why would you fear them? They are just people.

[redjay]

Who says people can't be scary?

[mistyoldworld]

They are only scary when they carry weapons and mean to take your land or your life.

[redjay]

They dragged us out of our world and took us from our lives. Is that scary enough for you?

[mistyoldworld]

You think mere people are capable of such things?

[redjay]

You'd be surprised at what I think people are capable of.

[mistyoldworld]

Oh? Like what?

[redjay]

Oh I don't know. Stealing candy from a baby. How horrible is that on your scale? It's got a big ten for mine.

[mistyoldworld]

That doesn't even make sense.

[redjay]

Which part, the part about stealing candy or the part where the baby gets involved?

[mistyoldworld]

Both. I don't even know what candy is. And taking things from babies isn't very nice. Even if it is a human baby.

[redjay]

I don't know whether to feel sorry for you or just shake my head sadly.

I guess I'll do both.

[mistyoldworld]

What's sad about not knowing what silly human thing is?