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[Oh look, a certain Jedi is actually making a console post instead of stalking everyone else's.]

My apologies for not introducing myself here sooner. To those I haven't already met, my name is Obi-Wan Kenobi.

[Now that, that's done. He has a very important question.]

Does anyone know what 'grasshopper' means?

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Obviously someone who hops through the grass.

Oh obviously.

[There is sarcasm there. Anakin plz.]

And when was the last time you saw grass in Hatal?

[Or ever?]

Does it matter? If there were grass than I'm sure a grasshopper would hop through it.

And what makes you think I deserve that sort of name?

[He doesn't exactly frolick through the grass and flowers like you do with Padme, sir.]

I don't know, Master. Perhaps you look like the type of person who likes to 'hop.'

I never considered myself to be particularly bouncy.

Have you ever paid attention to the way you walk?

What? I don't bounce.

[He's a little indignant at that suggestion.]

Frolic maybe?

[Have an annoyed look.]

A little spring in my step.

That's hopping.

No... there's a difference.

Very little.

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