1. console: video

[generalginger]

[When the video feed begins, there is a redhead frowning at the screen.]

As far as planets go, this isn't the worst place I've been to. Though I suppose this hardly counts as a planet.

[The frown deepens, and it's obvious that he is struggling to wrap his head around the fact that he has found himself here on a turtle and it's difficult to grasp.]

However, there are some deep-seated issues in this city that should be addressed. How do you expect to have any sort of progress when this place is so divided? There is strength in unity, which all of you seem to fail to see. Instead of competing with one another for power, wealth, and resources, it would be much more logical for all of you to fall in line. Some who have power and autonomy do not always deserve it, and are too feeble-minded for it. Should they cast their support in favour of those who are fit to lead, there will no longer be chaos.

If you're honest with yourself, you can admit that it's what's best for any society.

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[generalginger]

[Hux actually makes a face at that, obviously perplexed as to how such a situation could ever occur. The people on this turtle are strange.]

I can safely say something like that has never happened. Regardless of how much you're reminded of that person, there are already plenty of stark differences.

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[peacefullywreathed]

That's what Craven thought too, up until I hid the ferret in his clothes-drawer.

Oh, really? What kind of differences would those be?

[So much innocence.]

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[generalginger]

Well, the obvious one is that I wouldn't let something like that happen to me.

[That's only reason, but still.]

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[peacefullywreathed]

That's what he said.

[Badumtsh.]

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[generalginger]

[The punchline goes over his head, and he just frowns.]

Did he? That hardly matters.

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[peacefullywreathed]

[Solomon doesn't recognise the joke either, really. Lies he's a very immature four-hundred-year-old.]

I'm really not seeing any difference. Incidentally, I'm told he tried to stage a coup and impaled himself on his own sword.

[If by 'sword' we mean 'world-destroying walking weapon'.]

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[generalginger]

[Hux just doesn't have a sense of humour. Or if he does, it's been unused for decades.]

That still doesn't sound like me, and it's unfortunate you've come to such an odd conclusion.

[Maybe there are some similarities, but Hux isn't going to acknowledge it.]

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[peacefullywreathed]

If you say so. When do you intend to embark on your effort of world domination, incidentally? I'll need to get popcorn to watch you crash and burn.

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[generalginger]

Unfortunately, I do not intent to give you that satisfaction.

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[peacefullywreathed]

They all say that. They all get there in the end.