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[meanandgreen]

[Things just kept gettin’ better and better. Last thing he remembers is getting attacked on that rooftop by a bunch of Pinocchio wannabes pretending to be ninja. And now? Now he’s stuck in another dimension in some city that’s supposedly floating on a giant freakin’ turtle.

Needless to say, Raph was Not Happy. He had no idea where his brothers were, and he was starting to wonder if this was like the thing with Draco and the Daimyo’s son. Constantly getting hurled into other dimensions was really starting to tick him off.

At least those kedan guys seemed all right. They took it pretty well when he’d given one of them the shakedown while he was trying to figure out what the shell happened. The guy didn’t even fight back, and Raph felt kind of bad about it in retrospect, but there was nothing he could do about that now.

The best part was that most of these guys around here looked just as weird as him. Some of them were even uglier. You never knew if the guy next to you was gonna have tentacles or gills or an extra arm. He liked it. Kinda felt like walking around the Battle Nexus. Even the buildings looked kinda similar.

That was the only reason why Raph even thought of getting on that computer. Since nobody's screamed or tried to dissect him yet, the way he looked obviously wasn't a factor, and if he was gonna find his brothers, it was the quickest and the easiest way to do it. Not to say it still didn't make him nervous, but finding his bros was all he cared about. He'd just have to suck it up and be careful, because the sooner he found them, the sooner he could get his hands on whoever the heck was responsible for this mess.

And if he couldn't find them, then he'd just have to do it alone.

So, here goes nothin'.]

Bet you think you're real funny, puttin' me on a giant turtle. People seriously gotta work on their sense of humor.

[Raph's not even sure if whoever's responsible for this little unexpected vacation can hear him, but he's mad, okay? So what if he vents a little?

He glowers into the camera, cracking his knuckles]

Any of you people know how the heck we got here? 'Cause I'm about this close to marchin' into that palace and showin' little miss Emperor exactly what I think about her business.

[All right. Enough of that. Gotta keep it together. He folds his arms over his chest, getting down to the real reason he posted this.]

And I'm lookin' for my brothers. They look a lot like me, so you'd know it if you saw 'em.

[He's kinda dreading the answer to that last one. Wouldn't be the first time he wound up in another dimension alone, but after that crazy fight back home, he just needed to know they were okay.]

Comments

[crotcharrow]

How d'you not know. You're a turtle, right?

[blink]

--Wait, there's more of you?

[meanandgreen]

Mutant turtle. And yeah, there's four.

[crotcharrow]

But it's still a turtle, right? Basically the same thing.

[meanandgreen]

What are you, blind or somethin'? It ain't the same thing. I speak English, not turtle, and you're stupid if you think I'd ever be somebody's pet.

[Yeah... it's a pretty touchy subject.]

[crotcharrow]

--Yeah, I'm not saying like that but. You have a shell right? And turtley skin and junk, so you're pretty much a turtle.

It's like, I'm a mutant too, but I still look like a human.

[meanandgreen]

[Raph was about to go on another rant, but this obviously human kid claiming to be a mutant throws him completely off track. Uh... no. Now he's just staring at the screen like the guy's got two heads.]

Wait. You're a mutant? You really gotta work on your definition there, pal. Unless you mutated from some weird kinda monkey, you ain't a mutant.

[crotcharrow]

[Tommy stares for a moment.]

Uh, yeah I am? My DNA is all mutated and I have superpowers. Which in my world? Classifies me as a mutant.

[meanandgreen]

[What? No. That's just weird.]

Sounds like somethin' out of my brother's dorky comic books to me.

[And he says that with no small amount of mocking.]

And if your DNA's all mutated, you should look a heck of a lot uglier.

I'm not buyin' it.

[crotcharrow]

[Tommy raised his eyebrow.]

Hey, not my problem if you got the ugly mutant DNA.

[meanandgreen]

[Oh, that hit a nerve.]

Watch it, monkey boy. Before things really get ugly.

[Seriously. Don't call him ugly.]

All I'm sayin' is far as I know, if your DNA's mutated, you wouldn't look human, all right? That kind of stuff does all sorts of messed up things to people. I've seen it first hand.

[crotcharrow]

Pfft, like you could take me. [He smirks.]

Yeah, a lot of people do look different. I got a friend who can shapeshift into a giant green spikey alien. I guess I was just lucky I got to stay this handsome.

[meanandgreen]

[Wow, this kid is full of all kinds of crud.]

Pretty full of yourself, ain'tcha? You're lucky I got better things to do than school some so-called mutant punk out of his smart mouth.

[Ohhh he so wants a fight, but even he knows that'd be a waste of time.]

[crotcharrow]

Like what? Swimming around in a puddle?

[A challenger has appeared!]

[meanandgreen]

[All right, THAT'S IT! Who needs logic anyways? Raph gets up off his chair and glowers into the camera.]

You want a fight, funny boy? 'Cause you got it!

[crotcharrow]

[Tommy just laughs at him.]

Oh please. Like you could even touch me.

[meanandgreen]

[Laughing only makes it worse. Way worse.]

Yeah? Maybe I should go over there and find out! Then we'll see who's laughin'!

[crotcharrow]

[he snorts.]

Be my guest, dude.

[meanandgreen]

[ANGRY BEYOND WORDS right now. So he'll just shut off the feed with a whole lot of violent button-mashing. Because that's the mature thing to do.

No, he won't come hunting for you. Much as he wants to. He'll just vent his anger by smashing some defenseless furniture around his suite instead. But if they ever happen to meet in person? You better watch your back, pal.]

[crotcharrow]

[You're talking to the king of maturity here.

He just grins and switches his own feed off too.]