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Conan Edogawa ([personal profile] spoilsfun) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2016-06-20 06:11 pm

[Console | Video]

This is ridiculous!

[There is a small boy scowling up into the console's video feed with a highly offended expression on his face. Not that it was easy to see that much. Even standing on a stool he is barely tall enough to reach the console.]

There can't be a turtle that big. If it was real it would be completely violating the square-cube law. Even presuming that it was possible for a turtle to grow this big, a biological creature cannot scale up like this. The larger an animal grows, the less its proportional muscle strength. According to that law, this turtle shouldn't even be able to move and there should be severe problems with its cardiovascular and respiratory functions. Even if we factor in the exception for buoyancy in sea creatures, this is still far too big. How is it possible for this to exist?

[Belatedly, he realizes that had been just a tiny bit advanced for an ordinary seven-year-old. He hastily pastes on a bright childish smile.]

I saw a program about it on television once! It was really interesting.
witchcrap: (Ehehe // chatvert)

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[personal profile] witchcrap 2016-06-28 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
No, I wasn't a cat. But I almost got turned into one. I kind of...didn't read my new employment contract well enough at my new job and missed the "oh, by the way, you're gonna spend most of your time as a cat" clause.
witchcrap: (Hahaha who me? // chatvert)

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[personal profile] witchcrap 2016-06-28 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Would you believe a cat cafe run by a witch?
witchcrap: (Yeah! // chatvert)

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[personal profile] witchcrap 2016-06-28 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, yeah, I thought so too. But then there was a bunch of evidence. So, you know.
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[personal profile] witchcrap 2016-06-30 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
I saw my friends turn from cat to human and back right in front of me. And when they're cats, they can still talk. Kind of weird to hear your friend's voice coming out of a cat's mouth...
witchcrap: (:| // chatvert)

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[personal profile] witchcrap 2016-07-01 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Avery shakes their head.] Nuh-uh. What happened to me...I kinda wish some of it was an illusion. Definitely not, though.
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[personal profile] witchcrap 2016-07-06 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
'Cause people don't try and kill you over illusions.
witchcrap: (Yikes // chatvert)

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[personal profile] witchcrap 2016-07-11 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
To get to my boss.
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[personal profile] witchcrap 2016-07-22 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Um, past history with him? Crazy stalker? Witch with a grudge? I didn't exactly stop to ask!