spoilsfun: (Silver Blaze)
Conan Edogawa ([personal profile] spoilsfun) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2016-06-20 06:11 pm

[Console | Video]

This is ridiculous!

[There is a small boy scowling up into the console's video feed with a highly offended expression on his face. Not that it was easy to see that much. Even standing on a stool he is barely tall enough to reach the console.]

There can't be a turtle that big. If it was real it would be completely violating the square-cube law. Even presuming that it was possible for a turtle to grow this big, a biological creature cannot scale up like this. The larger an animal grows, the less its proportional muscle strength. According to that law, this turtle shouldn't even be able to move and there should be severe problems with its cardiovascular and respiratory functions. Even if we factor in the exception for buoyancy in sea creatures, this is still far too big. How is it possible for this to exist?

[Belatedly, he realizes that had been just a tiny bit advanced for an ordinary seven-year-old. He hastily pastes on a bright childish smile.]

I saw a program about it on television once! It was really interesting.
lasergrenades: (Bu-wha-whuh)

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[personal profile] lasergrenades 2016-07-14 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, okay. [She does look at him a little curiously now, head tilted just so.] That's a little weird for a kid, even living with a PI. I mean, I got involved in my dad's cases when I was, like, seven or eight but I didn't end up giving a lot of witness statements. [Those came later, and with much hair-pulling-out by her dad.] How old are you, by the way?

lasergrenades: (logic)

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[personal profile] lasergrenades 2016-07-16 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. Well, that's a good skill to have. If you're interested, you might be able to do some work with us - probably with an adult partner, but we can figure something out.

[The kedan might not appreciate a seven-year-old detective doing investigations, and there was safety to consider as well.]
lasergrenades: (happy)

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[personal profile] lasergrenades 2016-07-24 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Cool! Drop by the police headquarters some time and we can chat, figure out some details.

[The adults here might be a bit of a step up from his usual fare.]
lasergrenades: (Pleased)

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[personal profile] lasergrenades 2016-08-04 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Great! I guess I'll see you around then.