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[of_deduction]

I'm going to need someone to explain the metrics of this place without mentioning the giant turtle. Before you ask; yes, I have seen it. Though seeing it does little to convince me of its authenticity. I'd never get very far if I took everything at face value.

That being said, Discussions on Science and verifiable facts only. if you intend to talk magic don't bother responding. Your input isn't needed.
SH

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[commandandcontrol]

[ Okay she was getting a bit of the picture together. It made sense, but it was still annoying. ]

So you're a detective or something?

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[of_deduction]

Consulting Detective.
SH

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[commandandcontrol]

That's the kind of title you'd append to something to soften the blow of not being a real detective.

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[of_deduction]

[ Oh no she did not. ]

No, It allows me to take on only the cases I find interesting.

I won't go into exact detail because I doubt if you'd understand. When people have a problem they can't solve on their own they bring them to me. They give me the details and from there I make a deduction.
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[commandandcontrol]

[ Oh no he didn't. ]

If you find them interesting, that is.

What qualifies?

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[of_deduction]

Depends on my mood.
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[commandandcontrol]

Well, what kind of cases have you taken before?

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[of_deduction]

Serial murders, theft of personal property, kidnappings, criminal organisations and something of an international crime lord.
SH

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[commandandcontrol]

Did you catch the international crime lord?

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[of_deduction]

No. He blew his brains out in front of me.
SH

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[commandandcontrol]

Wow, thanks for that.

[ Find a filter, dude. ]