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I’ve made a fascinating discovery about your Red Dust.

[ For a moment that seems to the end of it but added as, what seems to be an after thought- ]

Oh, and it looks like I've managed to figure out how to stabilise it before you. Tough break that. If you're feeling the need to try and extract the information from me, I invite you to try. You know where I'll be. SH

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[ Someone doesn't have time for texting today! ]

I need a doctor or healer-or whatever the terminology is-just get here quickly.

[ after a small beat. ]

As a general note to the public I won't be taking on any new cases until further notice so don't bother coming by.

[ Private text: To Valdis ]

Conan's been hit with dust. Won't be in to discuss case. SH

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{ Open to the Public }

I need the professional opinion of a botanist and chemist well versed in the elements and compounds of this world. SH

[ Unfortunately his knowledge just doesn't cover it. For the moment. ]

{ Private to John Watson }

Meet me at the university lab. SH

{ Private to Valdis }

I need to show you something. Can you be at the University lab within the hour?
SH

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[ He's set this one to audio simply because he's not feeling well today as evidenced by the brief coughing fit when the feed first snaps on. When he speaks his voice is clipped and slightly hoarse. ]

I need a distraction.

One [ Cough. ] of you must have some perplexing problem you can't solve on your own. [ Cough Cough. ] Bring it to me, and then go away. I'll contact you once I've finished.

[ Cough. ]

And do us both a favor, don't waste my time with anything boring.

[ A pause. ]

If you have to think about it-it's boring.

[ Or you can save yourselves from being insulted by letting him suffer on his own. ]

And John? We're out of tea. Kindly make yourself useful and get some more.

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[ It's nearing late in the evening when feed comes on-which is strange all on its own as the author of the entry tends to favor texting over the audio feed. ]

Apparently, Conan Edogawa has gone missing. If anyone knows of his previous whereabouts or somewhere he might have gone please contact me.

Yes, I have tried to contact him directly. Yes, I have already tried the library. No, I haven't contacted the police and No, It hasn't been a full twenty-four hours. [ And No, he's not worried. What makes you say that? ]

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Now that I'm much better acquainted with this place I will be opening my own consulting detective business. The basis of my operation is this: 1. If you have an interesting problem that you cannot solve on your own then you may feel free to contact me and we'll discuss its potential. 2. Tell me in every detail possible about your problem. Leaving nothing out. 3. From the details you provide I will offer a deduction or decide if further investigation is necessary. If you have an interest in consulting me then there are a few things to keep in mind. 1. I will charge all my clients the same amount. More money is not an incentive. 2. If you cannot afford the designated charge I am open to negotiating the price. 3. I won't waste my time on adultery cases. 4. I will not accept anonymous clients. On that that note, with my work it is likely I'll be far too busy to keep up the apartment and all the shopping. If you would like a job as a house keeper you may apply below, however there are a few key traits I'm looking for in any potentials. 1. Must be able to follow orders. 2. Able to make tea and coffee 3. Willing to do the necessary shopping 4. A strong stomach, not at all squeamish 5. No sort of history involving the abuse (of any kind) of children. -Sherlock Holmes

[ This time, he's signed it with his full name just to the gauge the reaction to it. ]

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I'm going to need someone to explain the metrics of this place without mentioning the giant turtle. Before you ask; yes, I have seen it. Though seeing it does little to convince me of its authenticity. I'd never get very far if I took everything at face value. That being said, Discussions on Science and verifiable facts only. if you intend to talk magic don't bother responding. Your input isn't needed. SH

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